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CHRIST THE LORD
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#81
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:29 pm
(July 30, 2015 at 12:27 pm)bennyboy Wrote: FUCK looks like Elvis has left the building. Why do I always miss the fun?

Eh, he was boring anyway
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#82
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:31 pm
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#83
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:31 pm
(July 30, 2015 at 12:27 pm)bennyboy Wrote: FUCK looks like Elvis has left the building.  Why do I always miss the fun?

Perhaps because you are on a different timezone than most of the crazies. How do you have timezones on a flat earth I dunno Big Grin
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RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:33 pm
(July 30, 2015 at 12:31 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(July 30, 2015 at 12:27 pm)bennyboy Wrote: FUCK looks like Elvis has left the building.  Why do I always miss the fun?

Perhaps because you are on a different timezone than most of the crazies. How do you have timezones on a flat earth I dunno Big Grin

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#85
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:40 pm
It's amazing these people can think we've given the matter so little thought that all it takes is a quick rant and we'll be crawling around on the ground begging for god's mercy.
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#86
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:51 pm
(July 30, 2015 at 4:17 am)Jesus Christ IS THE LORD Wrote: you people are simply fools I will preach the gospel none the less I don`t fear the words of man

the bible was written by man.. clearly you fear the words of man...
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RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:55 pm
Another fundie spewing nonsensical word-mush.  Not even capable of thinking about what he's typing.
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#88
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:57 pm
I missed most of it. How many pages in before the ban hammer fell?
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:58 pm
(July 30, 2015 at 4:20 am)Jesus Christ IS THE LORD Wrote: oh these fellows put on quite the show with their dogmas of self indulgent euphemisms and incalculable equations

He's off his meds again.  
And yes, poor thing, he can't understand equations.
Or even English.
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#90
RE: CHRIST THE LORD
July 30, 2015 at 12:59 pm
I actually don't think it's fallen unless his account status isn't updated yet, but either way he appears to be gone.....all's well that end's well.
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