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The Taboo of Number Two
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It's happening guys....
they're taking over..

conclusion: poop is good
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Improving the lives of the poor will lead to more children and MORE POOP !!!!
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I'm on my way to pinch one off.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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Coffee----Check.
Pants off----check.
Phone in hand----check.
erghgh----nice.
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We have a digital scale in my preferred pooping room. It reads to a tenth of a pound. Shortly after this thread started I began weighing myself before and after to see if the change in weight would register. No change so far but haven't had a monster yet. May have to abstain for 1 or 2 days and see what happens.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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Shit is considered taboo because it is associated with disgust. The same can be said of all bodily functions to a greater or lesser extent though it depends up on the individual. So pissing and vomiting and ejaculating and having periods would come under that definition also. Though ejaculating would be the odd one out there since its release provides pleasure in a way the others do not. Men may also be put off at the sight of a baby coming out of a cunt although may be not so much now as in the past. Watching surgery can be taboo also for it involves slicing open a body in order to repair it None of these things bothers me as such but am sensitive to worms and needles although less so than I used to be in the past. I am convinced that when I die my body will not be discovered for the longest time and when it is it will have been consumed by maggots. Now as I will be dead it does not bother me. But I do not envy the poor souls who have to take me off to the crematorium to burn whatever is left of me. I said that surgery does not bother me but that is not strictly true. I have no problem with a stomach being sliced open but draw the line at watching that being done to an eye
ball. And I cannot watch a clitoris being cut with a pair of scissors or a cock ejaculating blood. The first one I managed to avoid since I knew it was coming. However the second one I did not know of and so caught it unawares. I have also heard the sound of a man putting his whole arm up another mans arse and without a safe word either. The camera was not allowed to film it though the sound remained on. When it went back in liquid shit on the floor was being mopped up. Which for me was borderline bearable. And I think if he was actually being filmed while having it done to him I would have switched the channel or least put it on mute. But I would like to think that on the whole I am reasonably non queasy. Though it is all relative since everyone is grossed out by something or other

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The thread has done a yeoman's job but, judging by the amount of traffic, perhaps it needs its own subform. Let me introduce you to the first satellite thread http://atheistforums.org/thread-35471.html

I hope the new thread will receive the blessing of our own queen of shit and catholicism.
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I wonder what Uncle Siggy would think about this fascination?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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I dunno... Well, I'm off to sink the Bismarck!
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(August 15, 2015 at 3:30 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: I hope the new thread will receive the blessing of our own queen of shit and catholicism.

(my bold)

Is that not redundant? Big Grin
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