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Good News God is real, woo hoo!!!!
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Good News God is real, woo hoo!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQVm8RokoBA  I have just watched this video and now I know God is real, so all of you idiot Atheists better heed this or you just might end up in HELL!!!!!!!!!!

manowar
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#2
RE: Good News God is real, woo hoo!!!!
I stopped taking him seriously at 'metaphysical whatever'
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RE: Good News God is real, woo hoo!!!!
Well, that was five and a half minutes of pure scientific misunderstanding I'll never get back.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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RE: Good News God is real, woo hoo!!!!
Congratulations, you've taken five minutes of my life and pissed on it.
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER INCOMING  FSM Grin GNIMOCNI RETSNOM ITTEHGAPS GNIYLF



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RE: Good News God is real, woo hoo!!!!
Yes, our universe had a beginning, That doesn't mean Yahweh is the one true god, and Jesus was his son. It doesn't even mean there has to be a god that started it.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Good News God is real, woo hoo!!!!
For those of you who don't wish to waste 5 minutes of time or the bandwidth on this video (ain't most dataplans a bitch?), here's my synopsis.

Kalam.

"Set of Forces = the god of the bible"

You are viewing this YouTube clip, therefore the argument is unassailable (bitches!!!! implied)

Checkmate atheists.

edit: Ooops. I forgot. He starts the whole shebang with an Appeal to Authority where he lists his credentials as an honest-to-gosh scientist.
Sporadic poster
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Oh wow so many credentials! He even went to MIT! We must believe everything he says.
Take the risk of thinking for yourself, much more happiness, truth, beauty, and wisdom will come to you that way - Christopher Hitchens 
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RE: Good News God is real, woo hoo!!!!
(August 13, 2015 at 12:56 am)BitchinHitchins Wrote: Oh wow so many credentials! He even went to MIT! We must believe everything he says.

He is a well credited scientist. But his arguments for God are flawed and very deeply
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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