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Lifelong atheist, newly joined
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#11
RE: Lifelong atheist, newly joined
August 7, 2015 at 5:00 pm
Welcome Mike! My guess is that we'll pull you out of your lurking shell quicker than you think. Happened to me and I'm definitely not unique!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Lifelong atheist, newly joined
August 7, 2015 at 5:15 pm
Welcome to AF Mike!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Lifelong atheist, newly joined
August 7, 2015 at 5:27 pm
Hello, Mike Smile
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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RE: Lifelong atheist, newly joined
August 7, 2015 at 5:32 pm
I got a salad. Day = made.

(August 7, 2015 at 3:31 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: Since I got here before you, Vic, I guess you realize I never got any of these really yummy looking waffles of yours.  But I'm happy still for MikeXeno.  Those look really good Mike.  Eat up.  Hope you like it here.

Well, you definitely shouldn't look in the hide tag, because there are no special just for you with extra care waffles there. Nope.


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RE: Lifelong atheist, newly joined
August 7, 2015 at 6:33 pm
Welcome!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Lifelong atheist, newly joined
August 7, 2015 at 6:37 pm (This post was last modified: August 7, 2015 at 6:40 pm by Alex K.)
(August 7, 2015 at 3:48 pm)Exian Wrote: Disclaimer:
Something to keep in mind while lurking, this used to be a very highbrow place until the Catholics showed up and started talking about poop.

Yup, he's right. In the old days before the Catholics came, we'd discuss the relationship of Kantian cosmology to his system ethics through the lens of relativity using Hegelian dialectic, and that was just our way of saying "Hi there mate". But nowadays... Poop poop poop.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Lifelong atheist, newly joined
August 7, 2015 at 6:56 pm
(August 7, 2015 at 5:32 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: I got a salad. Day = made.

(August 7, 2015 at 3:31 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: Since I got here before you, Vic, I guess you realize I never got any of these really yummy looking waffles of yours.  But I'm happy still for MikeXeno.  Those look really good Mike.  Eat up.  Hope you like it here.

Well, you definitely shouldn't look in the hide tag, because there are no special just for you with extra care waffles there. Nope.




Why thank you, Vic.  Nom, nom, nom.  If you need anyone to vouch for your not being a spy, I'm your man.   Wink
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RE: Lifelong atheist, newly joined
August 7, 2015 at 6:57 pm
Welcome
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Lifelong atheist, newly joined
August 7, 2015 at 7:36 pm
(August 7, 2015 at 6:37 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(August 7, 2015 at 3:48 pm)Exian Wrote: Disclaimer:
Something to keep in mind while lurking, this used to be a very highbrow place until the Catholics showed up and started talking about poop.

Yup, he's right. In the old days before the Catholics came, we'd discuss the relationship of Kantian cosmology to his system ethics through the lens of relativity using Hegelian dialectic, and that was just our way of saying "Hi there mate". But nowadays... Poop poop poop.

Alex is, of course, correct. And please pay no mind to C_L's start date and the start date of the Never Ending Story thread.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Lifelong atheist, newly joined
August 7, 2015 at 11:33 pm
How can someone be a lifelong atheist? You're not born an atheist are you?
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