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Texas Judge orders wedding?
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Texas Judge orders wedding?
August 10, 2015 at 11:33 am (This post was last modified: August 10, 2015 at 11:37 am by Spooky.)
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RE: Texas Judge orders wedding?
August 10, 2015 at 12:19 pm (This post was last modified: August 10, 2015 at 12:20 pm by ErGingerbreadMandude.)
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RE: Texas Judge orders wedding?
August 10, 2015 at 12:51 pm
Now that there is what I call me some mighty fine Texass judgementalizing. YeeHaw! Now ya don't ferget son, to satisfy my probastation, here in the great state of Texass we need hard (hehe) evdence of the consummation. A whitness won't dooo. An audio tape won't dooo, no sir. I need me some verifiable eyeball evdense. So don't ferget to pack that vidio camera. If ya want, don't be afeered of branden her neither.
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RE: Texas Judge orders wedding?
August 10, 2015 at 12:56 pm
(August 10, 2015 at 11:33 am)Spooky Wrote: Link to Story


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RE: Texas Judge orders wedding?
August 10, 2015 at 3:00 pm
Funny thing is I approved of the whole if she's worth it marry her! Then he lost me crazy biblical bullshit. Oh well…
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RE: Texas Judge orders wedding?
August 10, 2015 at 3:04 pm
The thing is, he only had to serve 15 days in prison if he didn't marry her.

He chose the life sentence instead!
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August 10, 2015 at 3:08 pm
I post this while living a "Life sentence" of my own Wink

At least she's > 15 days in the clink!
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August 10, 2015 at 3:15 pm
Texas and Florida never cease to amaze me.
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August 10, 2015 at 3:45 pm
(August 10, 2015 at 3:15 pm)McDoogins Wrote: Texas and Florida never cease to amaze me.

If these areas are the "Bible" belt...is Florida the "Bible Dick"?
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RE: Texas Judge orders wedding?
August 10, 2015 at 4:15 pm
Could very well be so.
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