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Texas Judge orders wedding?
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Texas Judge orders wedding?
Link to Story


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4h-c3yWPec


What the hell?!
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Now that there is what I call me some mighty fine Texass judgementalizing. YeeHaw! Now ya don't ferget son, to satisfy my probastation, here in the great state of Texass we need hard (hehe) evdence of the consummation. A whitness won't dooo. An audio tape won't dooo, no sir. I need me some verifiable eyeball evdense. So don't ferget to pack that vidio camera. If ya want, don't be afeered of branden her neither.
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(August 10, 2015 at 11:33 am)Spooky Wrote: Link to Story


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4h-c3yWPec


What the hell?!

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Funny thing is I approved of the whole if she's worth it marry her! Then he lost me crazy biblical bullshit. Oh well…
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The thing is, he only had to serve 15 days in prison if he didn't marry her.

He chose the life sentence instead!
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I post this while living a "Life sentence" of my own Wink

At least she's > 15 days in the clink!
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#8
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Texas and Florida never cease to amaze me.
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(August 10, 2015 at 3:15 pm)McDoogins Wrote: Texas and Florida never cease to amaze me.

If these areas are the "Bible" belt...is Florida the "Bible Dick"?
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Could very well be so.
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