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RE: Anti-christ?
August 19, 2015 at 2:40 pm
I'll give you guys some help, If I am here in this present body come October, I promise i will bid you guys farewell permanently.
Look, Min asked me for a prophecy and I gave him a bad one. wasn't my idea, then some of you wanted me to stay so I left it up to you.
If even one of you said to GO! I would not be here today.
Nobody wanted to be the bad atheist I guess.
By the way, here is another set of clues from the puppet masters, until he seemingly recovers from a mortal head wound, clues pile up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jquvy4UNAN0
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RE: Anti-christ?
August 19, 2015 at 2:42 pm
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Professor.
1. Where are the pictures of those other women pregnant?
2. How many predictions about the rapture have you made?
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RE: Anti-christ?
August 19, 2015 at 2:53 pm
(August 19, 2015 at 2:40 pm)professor Wrote: I'll give you guys some help, If I am here in this present body come October, I promise i will bid you guys farewell permanently.
Look, Min asked me for a prophecy and I gave him a bad one. wasn't my idea, then some of you wanted me to stay so I left it up to you.
If even one of you said to GO! I would not be here today.
Nobody wanted to be the bad atheist I guess.
By the way, here is another set of clues from the puppet masters, until he seemingly recovers from a mortal head wound, clues pile up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jquvy4UNAN0
Honestly prof, you are a keeper, I thank you for putting belating the end of the world. My sisters have their bday on the 25th and the bitches would dismember me if it didn't happen. So yeah. October would be nice.
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RE: Anti-christ?
August 19, 2015 at 2:59 pm
Hmm... now that I think about it...
They say no one knows the time of the end of the world, right? Maybe by predicting it over and over, PROF IS THE ONLY THING PREVENTING ARMAGEDDON!!! 
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RE: Anti-christ?
August 19, 2015 at 3:39 pm
(August 19, 2015 at 2:53 pm)LastPoet Wrote: (August 19, 2015 at 2:40 pm)professor Wrote: I'll give you guys some help, If I am here in this present body come October, I promise i will bid you guys farewell permanently.
Look, Min asked me for a prophecy and I gave him a bad one. wasn't my idea, then some of you wanted me to stay so I left it up to you.
If even one of you said to GO! I would not be here today.
Nobody wanted to be the bad atheist I guess.
By the way, here is another set of clues from the puppet masters, until he seemingly recovers from a mortal head wound, clues pile up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jquvy4UNAN0
Honestly prof, you are a keeper, I thank you for putting belating the end of the world. My sisters have their bday on the 25th and the bitches would dismember me if it didn't happen. So yeah. October would be nice.
Prof, do you have an opening in November? My sister's birthday is in October. If LP's sisters get theirs, mine should get hers....
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RE: Anti-christ?
August 19, 2015 at 4:04 pm
Prof, I just realized I'm a prophet. I had a revelation just now. You will be here in your present body in October.
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RE: Anti-christ?
August 19, 2015 at 4:15 pm
What is missing in this is, when the end of this age (a more accurate translation of end of the world) comes- it is the time of change from one age to the next- a transition period.
During which the False Messiah and False Prophet will be allowed to function for a duration of time.
I wish I knew how long, a couple of months?, a year?(like Noah) or 3.5 years? or seven years?, before the 2nd Coming and the Restoration of all things.
Everyone who thinks the world will be completely wiped out are clueless. It don't happen.
It sure won't be a nice time, but no birth is and there is a big baby coming.
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RE: Anti-christ?
August 19, 2015 at 4:22 pm
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I see, you're covering your bases already.
I give you another revelation I just had. Your particular false prophet will be allowed to function for 16 months. There's a big change on the horizon. In january 2017. Around the 20th.
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Anti-christ?
August 19, 2015 at 4:23 pm
Ah the caveat. Which contradicts his statement of him being here physically in October. Maybe we should start a countdown?
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RE: Anti-christ?
August 19, 2015 at 4:29 pm
(August 18, 2015 at 5:50 pm)professor Wrote: Only a few people are awake, the majority of the Church, and all of the world are asleep.
Lucky them. It's not easy to sleep when there's a drooling nutbag running around, yelling out every random, stillborn thought that festers in what obviously pleases him to call his brain and trying to eat his own shadow.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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