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Anti-christ?
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 RE: Anti-christ?
August 19, 2015 at 2:42 pm
(This post was last modified: August 19, 2015 at 2:42 pm by Longhorn.)
Professor.
1. Where are the pictures of those other women pregnant? 2. How many predictions about the rapture have you made? Thy feet will be grilled. And thoroughly! 
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Hmm... now that I think about it...
They say no one knows the time of the end of the world, right? Maybe by predicting it over and over, PROF IS THE ONLY THING PREVENTING ARMAGEDDON!!! 
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be. 
We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
Prof, I just realized I'm a prophet. I had a revelation just now. You will be here in your present body in October.
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What is missing in this is, when the end of this age (a more accurate translation of end of the world) comes- it is the time of change from one age to the next- a transition period.
During which the False Messiah and False Prophet will be allowed to function for a duration of time. I wish I knew how long, a couple of months?, a year?(like Noah) or 3.5 years? or seven years?, before the 2nd Coming and the Restoration of all things. Everyone who thinks the world will be completely wiped out are clueless. It don't happen. It sure won't be a nice time, but no birth is and there is a big baby coming. RE: Anti-christ?
August 19, 2015 at 4:22 pm
(This post was last modified: August 19, 2015 at 4:24 pm by abaris.)
I see, you're covering your bases already.
I give you another revelation I just had. Your particular false prophet will be allowed to function for 16 months. There's a big change on the horizon. In january 2017. Around the 20th.
Ah the caveat. Which contradicts his statement of him being here physically in October. Maybe we should start a countdown?
We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
 (August 18, 2015 at 5:50 pm)professor Wrote: Only a few people are awake, the majority of the Church, and all of the world are asleep. Lucky them. It's not easy to sleep when there's a drooling nutbag running around, yelling out every random, stillborn thought that festers in what obviously pleases him to call his brain and trying to eat his own shadow.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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