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What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
Is Prof setting dates....again? Has he promised to leave...again, just wondering?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
Pssst, it has a new disguise. Gives itself away when it opens its mouth.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
Hi Rythm.
In a way.
Come Oct first, if I am still here in this present body- Min and people who dislike me get their wish= I depart permanently.
If the Rapture happens between now and then, and I come back with a translated body = I make house calls to you guys.
Seems fair to me.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
Meh, you're a known liar whose made that same promise before.  I wont be holding my breath. Fucking christian moral fortitude my ass. I really don't get it, you could have held to that the last time regardless of whether or not you got raptured, nutball.....what's the holdup? There have to be other people to pester in the world.......it's not as though you'd be giving anything up, other than your sterling reputation with us.......
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
Rythm, you seem to have forgotten the people who asked me to stay last year, so, LAST YEAR, I put it up to you guys-
If ONE of you said GO! I would have left, apparently not one of you wanted to be the "Bad atheist" by saying GO/ leave.
So what I said now stands.
I get my wish by Oct first, or you do.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
Yeah, apparently you're the kind of guy that can be talked out of his own word. Remind me not to rely on you for anything, ever.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
(August 25, 2015 at 8:40 pm)professor Wrote: I just did a search on 1582 AD and nothing of interest to me came up.

Yes, prof. That's but one of the reasons why you're such a joke when trying to deal in precise rapture dates. Not even knowing your calender.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
(August 25, 2015 at 6:52 pm)professor Wrote: By the way, I am currently in contact with the highest level mental health expert.
Thanks for the concern though.

Very good, how's that going if you don't mind me asking?
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
(August 25, 2015 at 8:40 pm)professor Wrote: I just did a search on 1582 AD and nothing of interest to me came up.

I'll give you a clue:



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
Also I wonder. Are the Kiwis and Aussies raptured before anybody else or is Jesus a red blooded American male, who's determined to rapture going by Central Eastern Standard time? Or maybe he's rather a fan of the West coast. Pacific Standard time may come into the mix at some point. I certenly don't hope, he's a Russian or a jew of all things. . That would be terrible. Then it would be the 2nd Tishrei of 5776. Could also be the 1st Dhu'l Hiija 1436. But for that he's got to be muslim and he's only a measly prophet there. So why should he care?
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