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What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 19, 2015 at 7:19 pm
(August 19, 2015 at 7:02 pm)Randy Carson Wrote:
(August 19, 2015 at 12:07 pm)Minimalist Wrote: If you wasted less time with your fucking bible maybe you could learn something useful.

On a serious note, I want you to know that I have prayed for you by name at mass every week for the past three months.

Jesus loves you, Min. He knows your hurts.

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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 19, 2015 at 8:04 pm (This post was last modified: August 19, 2015 at 8:05 pm by Randy Carson.)
(August 19, 2015 at 7:19 pm)Minimalist Wrote: On a serious note, I want you to know that I have prayed for you by name at mass every week for the past three months.

Jesus loves you, Min. He knows your hurts.

Though you may think that your sins are so great that God will not forgive you, His love for you is even greater.

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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 19, 2015 at 8:07 pm (This post was last modified: August 19, 2015 at 8:10 pm by abaris.)
(August 19, 2015 at 8:04 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: Though you may think that your sins are so great that God will not forgive you, His love for you is even greater.

Oh please, give me a fucking break. Have you entered the next stage now, assuming to speak for god? Being in god's mind even?

Don't you see how ridiculous and deranged that looks?

And by the way, I don't think min will be very receptive of you putting his name over one of your own quotes.
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#74
RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 19, 2015 at 8:08 pm
(August 19, 2015 at 8:04 pm)Randy Carson Wrote:
(August 19, 2015 at 7:19 pm)Minimalist Wrote: On a serious note, I want you to know that I have prayed for you by name at mass every week for the past three months.

Jesus loves you, Min. He knows your hurts.

Though you may think that your sins are so great that God will not forgive you, His love for you is even greater.

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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 19, 2015 at 8:17 pm
(August 19, 2015 at 8:07 pm)abaris Wrote:
(August 19, 2015 at 8:04 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: Though you may think that your sins are so great that God will not forgive you, His love for you is even greater.

Oh please, give me a fucking break. Have you entered the next stage now, assuming to speak for god? Being in god's mind even?

Don't you see how ridiculous and deranged that looks?

And by the way, I don't think min will be very receptive of you putting his name over one of your own quotes.

I wasn't speaking FOR God; I was speaking ABOUT God.

As for the quote issue, I simply deleted the meme.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 19, 2015 at 8:22 pm (This post was last modified: August 19, 2015 at 8:24 pm by Athene.)
(August 19, 2015 at 8:04 pm)Randy Carson Wrote:
(August 19, 2015 at 7:19 pm)Minimalist Wrote: On a serious note, I want you to know that I have prayed for you by name at mass every week for the past three months.

Jesus loves you, Min. He knows your hurts.

Though you may think that your sins are so great that God will not forgive you, His love for you is even greater.

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Is this Min's cue to become blustering, red-faced, and enraged because you're saying that you pray for him and Jesus loves him? I don't want to speak for others, but I would guess that most atheists are unaffected by your repetitious assertions.
That must be disappointing to you.  Sad
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 19, 2015 at 8:24 pm
(August 19, 2015 at 8:17 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: As for the quote issue, I simply deleted the meme.

Et voilá. Since min was only quoting you with the meme being the only thing he posted, only your previous post with mins name above it is left.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 19, 2015 at 8:25 pm
(August 19, 2015 at 7:02 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: On a serious note, I want you to know that I have prayed for you by name at mass every week for the past three months.

Jesus loves you, Min. He knows your hurts.

And yet you feel the need to nag him about Min EVERY WEEK... You don't seem to trust your savior's plan much.

If Jebus knows everything, loves everybody and yet decides to leave some people alone - maybe sanctimonious nosy zealots like you should take the f-ing hint.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 19, 2015 at 8:26 pm
(August 19, 2015 at 8:22 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(August 19, 2015 at 8:04 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: Though you may think that your sins are so great that God will not forgive you, His love for you is even greater.

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Is this Min's cue to become blustering, red-faced, and enraged because you're saying that you pray for him and Jesus loves him? I don't want to speak for others, but I would guess that most atheists are unaffected by your repetitious assertions.
That must be disappointing to you.  Sad

Yes and no. My expectations are pretty low, but I feel it's still worth the effort.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 19, 2015 at 8:29 pm
(August 19, 2015 at 8:25 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(August 19, 2015 at 7:02 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: On a serious note, I want you to know that I have prayed for you by name at mass every week for the past three months.

Jesus loves you, Min. He knows your hurts.

And yet you feel the need to nag him about Min EVERY WEEK... You don't seem to trust your savior's plan much.

If Jebus knows everything, loves everybody and yet decides to leave some people alone - maybe sanctimonious nosy zealots like you should take the f-ing hint.

What if Jesus' plan includes my praying for Min (and a lot of you, actually) every week?
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