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The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
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#21
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 11:00 pm
(August 27, 2015 at 9:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: This ecumenicalism is disturbing.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 28, 2015 at 6:03 am (This post was last modified: August 28, 2015 at 6:03 am by ignoramus.)
(August 27, 2015 at 7:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote: It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster....not the Flying Fettucine Monster.

Next thing you'll want to let shells and rigatoni in as well!

That's because he's a café pastafarian! He cherry tomato picks his scriptures to suit his culinary beliefs!
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#23
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 28, 2015 at 1:25 pm
The FSM reveals Himself in many ways. For example, I just saw a man walk past with hair that looked exactly like a pack of uncooked ramen noodles. Such absurd styling is not possible to achieve when attempted by mere human hands, so it must have been Him letting me know He is always there to watch over me.

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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 28, 2015 at 1:34 pm
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"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#25
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 28, 2015 at 1:43 pm
(August 28, 2015 at 1:34 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote: [Image: 71c9ccf5ce664248dbaefbee77baaae6.jpg]

That man has clearly been baptized in the spirit
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 28, 2015 at 2:02 pm
XD that one guy in the comments so FSM is real and there is no evidence of jehova.
XD I am laughing to hard at the comment section.
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 29, 2015 at 3:05 pm
(August 27, 2015 at 10:36 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'm a pastamentalist.

Official dogma of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:

Quote:Most of us do not believe a religion – Christianity, Islam, Pastafarianiasm – requires literal belief in order to provide spiritual enlightenment. That is, we can be part of a community without becoming indoctrinated. There are many levels of belief. 

By design, the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the rejection of dogma.


https://web.archive.org/web/201506291642...org/about/

(Curiously, they have changed the site and the explanation is less than it used to be, which is why I have a link to an archive of the site rather than the current site.)

So, does being a "pastamentalist" mean you are dogmatic about not requiring any dogma?

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
January 1, 2016 at 1:30 pm
Take THAT, Georgia!

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/this-pas...-religion/

Quote:Avino insisted that he took Pastafarianism seriously, and did not consider his headwear to be a form of satire.
“You may find our beliefs to be strange, but as strange as you may feel they are, they are still our beliefs. Some may find it strange that Christians believe that Jonah spent ‘3 days in a whale’s belly’ according to some texts,” he wrote. “Some may find it strange that Muslims believe that Muhammad was carried to the seven heavens on the back of a winged horse. Some may find it strange that Scientologists believe that Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy brought billions of people to earth in a DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Maybe you, the reader of this letter, do not personally believe that Muhammad flew to heaven on a winged horse, but do you question the validity of Islam as a religion?”
Avino said the state of Georgia had no right to judge whether his choice of religion was valid or not.


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#29
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
January 1, 2016 at 1:45 pm
Praise be to the FSM who swims and flies with such grace and beauty!  Praise be to the FSM for allowing a small image if his greatness to be captured on video to share with the world!  Thusly he proves his existence and greatness before all other gods!  

Worship

R'Amen.

Gee, suddenly I have this craving for spaghetti bolognese . . .
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
January 1, 2016 at 2:12 pm
(August 27, 2015 at 3:44 pm)Confused Ape Wrote:


RAMEN!  May his noodles fill your heart.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

   
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