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If You Were A Theist

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If You Were A Theist
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RE: If You Were A Theist
August 28, 2015 at 10:37 am
Is there some reason why you're parroting CLs thread?
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RE: If You Were A Theist
August 28, 2015 at 10:38 am
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RE: If You Were A Theist
August 28, 2015 at 7:35 pm
(August 28, 2015 at 1:01 am)Shuffle Wrote: This is a follow up on my thread If You Were An Atheist, and is directed towards atheists.

If you were a theist how would your life change?

I understand this is a hard question, but I am just asking for inferences.

Personally, I would be much happier, believing that I would never die.  Also, I would stay on the forum and try to convert people. Yup, I would be a pretty bad theist.

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RE: If You Were A Theist
August 28, 2015 at 8:45 pm
(August 28, 2015 at 10:37 am)abaris Wrote: Is there some reason why you're parroting CLs thread?
Is there some reason you're parroting Celestine's post?
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RE: If You Were A Theist
August 29, 2015 at 1:49 am (This post was last modified: August 29, 2015 at 1:51 am by robvalue.)
If for some reason I became religious:

I'd be one of those extremist, radical, supercrazy, fringe, dangerous ones who believes the bible/Quran is actually the word of God, like everyone tells me it is, and tries to live by it.

I'd either be writing this from jail or I'd be dead, after trying to stone to death virtually everyone.

At least I'd be good for stone sales. Although I'd probably try and stone to death the guy selling me stones instantly after.
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RE: If You Were A Theist
August 29, 2015 at 1:57 am
I would give all my money to god and spill my brains on the floor and become a cannibal zombie.
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