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Current time: July 31, 2026, 11:46 pm

Poll: .
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Poop
33.33%
4 33.33%
Poo
8.33%
1 8.33%
poo poo
0%
0 0%
BM
0%
0 0%
Stool
8.33%
1 8.33%
Black banana
0%
0 0%
Dump
16.67%
2 16.67%
Turd
25.00%
3 25.00%
Crap
0%
0 0%
Crud
0%
0 0%
Do-do
0%
0 0%
Dropping
0%
0 0%
Excrement
0%
0 0%
Feces
0%
0 0%
Log
8.33%
1 8.33%
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Favorite word for poop
#21
RE: Favorite word for poop
(August 28, 2015 at 6:04 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: I tend to use poop, crap, dump, and shit equally.  I've been known to pinch a loaf or make/drop a turd/deuce as well.

LOL!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#22
RE: Favorite word for poop
(August 28, 2015 at 6:04 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: I tend to use poop, crap, dump, and shit equally. I've been known to pinch a loaf or make/drop a turd/deuce as well.

Indeed, you are an eclectic fellow. You have my respect, good sir.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#23
RE: Favorite word for poop
(August 28, 2015 at 6:06 pm)Lucanus Wrote:
(August 28, 2015 at 6:04 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: I tend to use poop, crap, dump, and shit equally.  I've been known to pinch a loaf or make/drop a turd/deuce as well.

Indeed, you are an eclectic fellow. You have my respect, good sir.

Thank you.

I need to add Hershey squirts to my list. Big Grin
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#24
RE: Favorite word for poop
Bum nuggets.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#25
RE: Favorite word for poop
(August 28, 2015 at 6:17 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Bum nuggets.

My
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#26
RE: Favorite word for poop
Skata!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#27
RE: Favorite word for poop
(August 28, 2015 at 5:49 pm)Lucanus Wrote:
(August 28, 2015 at 5:41 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Haha, sounds something that would mean "anal portal" in Latin or something.

Close enough. It means "anal birth" in Italian.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Damn... Which joke to go for...

Hey! My mom had one of those! Wait a minute...

Or

I didn't know that was possible. I should probably stop trying to get them anal pregnant.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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#28
RE: Favorite word for poop
(August 28, 2015 at 2:35 pm)Exian Wrote:
(August 28, 2015 at 2:31 pm)Cato Wrote: What, no dookie? My favorite only because my wife hates it so. Excellent for ending a conversation I don't care to continue.

I'm also fond of deuce and loaf.

Ha Yes! One of my favorite Key&Peele skits is that one where they're chillin on the stoop, smoking weed and waxing philosophical.

Key: Can I ask you something?

Peele: Yeah, dogg.

Key: ...where my dookie go?



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#29
RE: Favorite word for poop
(On tapatalk so can't see the poll) I normally use "dump" or occasionally "dropping the kids off at the pool".
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#30
RE: Favorite word for poop
Nobody uses 'boot'? That's my favorite one!
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