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I got a job

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I got a job
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I got a job
September 4, 2015 at 6:33 pm
(September 4, 2015 at 6:23 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 4, 2015 at 6:20 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Your mom can lend me the ones she uses when she's kneeling down sucking my dick.

Dude, sick. She like 80 years old. Tongue

He likes them toothless.
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RE: I got a job
September 4, 2015 at 6:52 pm
Guys, stop fighting. He can borrow mine.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: I got a job
September 4, 2015 at 6:59 pm
I did that for 15 years. Loved it ...Made lots of friends.
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RE: I got a job
September 4, 2015 at 7:55 pm
(September 4, 2015 at 6:33 pm)KUSA Wrote: He likes them toothless.

Actually she has dentures.
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I got a job
September 4, 2015 at 8:18 pm (This post was last modified: September 4, 2015 at 8:19 pm by KUSA.)
Quote:kneeling down sucking my dick.

(September 4, 2015 at 6:59 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I did that for 15 years. Loved it ...Made lots of friends.

I bet you did.
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RE: I got a job
September 4, 2015 at 8:18 pm (This post was last modified: September 4, 2015 at 8:18 pm by ignoramus.)
You "recently" deleted your facebook!
Was it rage quit! Don't blame you Naps, getting confused all the time IRL with Elijah Wood would drive me nuts too.
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RE: I got a job
September 4, 2015 at 8:27 pm
(September 4, 2015 at 8:18 pm)ignoramus Wrote: You "recently" deleted your facebook!
Was it rage quit!  Don't blame you Naps, getting confused all the time IRL with Elijah Wood would drive me nuts too.

Because frankly, it's full of people I couldn't give two shits about and who mostly don't give two shits about me. The only stuff people post on facebook (minus some very rare posts) are things that attempt to make their relatively average lives look incredible and happy to everyone else. 

On facebook people only ever show the side of their lives they want to show people. In essence it's just a "hey look how awesome my life is" show, and I really can't be arsed for it. 

Only thing it's good for is keeping in touch with my actual friends who happen to live elsewhere.
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#28
RE: I got a job
September 4, 2015 at 8:32 pm
Well done mate! Hope you enjoy it. Smile
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RE: I got a job
September 4, 2015 at 9:03 pm
So you think it is something to brag about that you are now a willing participant in the capitalist industrial complex, "Big Work" as they sometimes call it?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: I got a job
September 4, 2015 at 9:23 pm
Congratulations!
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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