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I got a job
#1
I got a job
Having recently deleted my facebook I don't have many other avenues to brag about this sort of thing, so forgive me for making such an attention whore thread. 

But fuck it. At the age of 22, after years of being nagged and moaned at, after years of slacking off and getting drunk at uni, after years of not having the self-esteem (or lets be frank, the desire) to even go out and look for a job, I finally, actually have one.

And it's even in the discipline I went to uni for in the first place, which is a bonus in this day and age. 

Woot for me.
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#2
RE: I got a job
Hell yeah Nap! Good on you. It's hard enough getting employed these days, but then to dig yourself out of that self-esteem hole is a whole other level of accomplishment.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

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#3
RE: I got a job
Woot indeed m8
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#4
RE: I got a job
Way to go Nap! I'm happy for you.

What kind of job is it?
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#5
RE: I got a job
What 'discipline' is that?

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#6
I got a job
(September 4, 2015 at 2:58 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Having recently deleted my facebook I don't have many other avenues to brag about this sort of thing, so forgive me for making such an attention whore thread. 

But fuck it. At the age of 22, after years of being nagged and moaned at, after years of slacking off and getting drunk at uni, after years of not having the self-esteem (or lets be frank, the desire) to even go out and look for a job, I finally, actually have one.

And it's even in the discipline I went to uni for in the first place, which is a bonus in this day and age. 

Woot for me.

I didn't realize that you were a full time loser. Get to work you slack fuck!
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#7
RE: I got a job
This is great to know Naps! Good luck on your job mate Big Grin
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#8
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Now you can afford to attend that UK AF gathering! Tongue
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#9
RE: I got a job
Woohoo!

Good on ya, mate!
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(September 4, 2015 at 3:27 pm)KUSA Wrote: I didn't realize that you were a full time loser.

Hey it was only part time. Give me some credit.

Quote:Get to work you slack fuck!

Well uh, thread title...
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