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First world problems

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First world problems
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#11
RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 8:55 pm
I'm pretty sure that's not exclusive to the first world.
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#12
RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 8:59 pm
Anticipating a headache.
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#13
RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 10:03 pm
I'm waiting on a credit and criminal background check so I can buy a mobile home. I'm so impatient I drank myself into a borderline psychotic episode. I'm sick of living in an apartment anyone in the 3rd world would envy.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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#14
RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 11:00 pm
There's no football on tv tomorrow.
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#15
RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 11:17 pm
Our Nutella is almost gone and I fear for my sundaily breakfastverknügen.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#16
RE: First world problems
September 5, 2015 at 11:53 pm (This post was last modified: September 5, 2015 at 11:54 pm by popeyespappy.)
Apparently I shorted the meat probe that's built into the smoker when I was spraying the shoulders earlier because now it is pegged at 310 degrees. I've got an instant read backup, but that means opening the door. Sad
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#17
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 12:08 am
(September 5, 2015 at 11:17 pm)Alex K Wrote: Our Nutella is almost gone and I fear for my sundaily breakfastverknügen.

The nutella? Gone? Nonono that is a fucking global crisis.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#18
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 12:08 am
(September 5, 2015 at 8:40 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Dyndns used to be free, assholes!

freedns.afraid.org, bitches.
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#19
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 12:09 am
My Manhattan is too dry.
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#20
RE: First world problems
September 6, 2015 at 12:12 am
I had a horrible fucking nightmare and now I'm not sure if it isn't real ._.
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