Fun Times in #atheistforums

[Ryft]

<Annik> I have 13 diamonds on my left ring finger. /iceicebaby
<Ryft> You did NOT just say "ice ice baby."
<Annik> I SO did.
* Ryft facepalms. And then stabs Annik. Repeatedly.
<Annik> Hoooovik. Ryft stabbed me. D':
<Ryft> You're whining to Hovik? You, who has watermelon cannons?
<Annik> I can't shoot them from Florida to Canada.
<Ryft> Weak.
<Hovik> She needs her watermelon railguns for that.
<Annik> And I'm too lazy to pull down my pants.
<Hovik> What, are you gonna shit them at him?
<Ryft> lol

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

Telling stupid jokes:

teaearlgreyhot: Hey, what do you call a sentence that doesn't use the word "since"?
[1:33pm] teaearlgreyhot: "sinceless"!
[1:33pm] tobie: hahaha
[1:33pm] summerqueen: that was just awful
[1:33pm] teaearlgreyhot: knock knock
[1:33pm] Annik: They tobie.
[1:33pm] Annik: **Hey
[1:33pm] Annik: Lol
[1:34pm] tobie: I've got a joke that will make you all cringe
[1:34pm] Annik: Go for it.
[1:34pm] tobie: What's the worst part about being a paedophile?
[1:34pm] tobie: Fitting in.
[1:35pm] teaearlgreyhot: woooooooooowwwwww
[1:35pm] tobie: told you.
[1:35pm] • summerqueen facepalms
[1:35pm] teaearlgreyhot: ok, …. Knock knock!
[1:35pm] tobie: who's there?
[1:35pm] teaearlgreyhot: kanga
[1:35pm] summerqueen: kanga who?
[1:36pm] tobie: kanga who?
[1:36pm] teaearlgreyhot: kangaroo!
[1:36pm] summerqueen: ...
[1:36pm] • tobie Dies
[1:36pm] Annik: Lolol, I like to call these "Dad Jokes". I know Hovik will be a good daddy because he has many of them.
[1:36pm] tobie: haha
[1:37pm] tobie: I have some awful ones. How hot does it need to be to cook bacon?
[1:37pm] Annik: Sizzling?
[1:37pm] • summerqueen eyes it suspiciously
[1:37pm] tobie: bacon hot!
[1:37pm] summerqueen: ...
[1:38pm] Annik: I think sizzling would have been better. Lol
[1:38pm] tobie: Why did the boy fall off the swing?
[1:38pm] summerqueen: yeah...
[1:38pm] tobie: Cos he was hit by a fridge.

[Napoléon]

"Why did the boy fall off the swing?"

"Cos he was hit by a fridge"


Now that's a new one.

[Brian37]

<Eilonnwy>: I had to hold a child this weekend
<Eilonnwy>: it was a strangers child too
<Darwinian>: Was it small and squishy?
<Saerules>: Was it delicious?
<Eilonnwy>: kinda

^ Just now > _ >

That is sick. Kittens are what any true atheist eats, especially barbecue kittens.

[Tiberius]

This happened last night:

02:31 <Guest37105> tiberius you are a pseudo-intellectual
02:32 <Guest37105> i have read what you have wrote in the forums
02:32 <Tiberius> Oh really?
02:32 <Tiberius> Which bit in particular?
02:32 » Ryft makes popcorn
02:32 <Guest37105> you think you need to show your fantastic intelligence to show everyone how good you are at it
02:32 <Ryft> lol
02:32 <Guest37105> but you live in a suburb in uk
02:33 <Tiberius> I live in a central town flat
02:33 <Guest37105> poor man wanting to be a genius
02:33 <Tiberius> I'm moving to London
02:33 <Tiberius> I just got my dream job.
02:33 <Guest37105> whats your salary?
02:33 <Tiberius> None of your business, but higher than the average in the UK.
02:33 <Guest37105> wow
02:34 <Guest37105> you wish dude
02:34 <Guest37105> erm
02:34 <Guest37105> i have to go now
02:34 <Guest37105> bye
02:34
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[Shell B]

<GUS>: HOW can you prove to a blind man that colors do exist??????????????????
<Shell_B>: Tiberius, I'll give you a blow job if you kick GUS.
<Tobie>: so will I
<Shell_B>: lol
<LillyFlower>: Holy cow
<Tiberius>: Shell_B: you'd give me a blowjob anyway
<Tobie>: if thats any more incentive
<Shell_B>: Damn, you're right.

[Napoléon]

Tiberius you got bullied.

[Violet]

Tiberius you got bullied.

No... Tiberius got money

The word is 'bribed'

[Tobie]

fr0d0's favourite topic:


(11:20:30 PM) fr0d0: sheep love is a given
(11:20:37 PM) teaearlgreyhot: what's with welsh and sheep? I have a friend whose welsh and he posts pictures of sheep in his house. seriously
(11:20:44 PM) fr0d0: who doesn't love sheep?

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

That is sick. Kittens are what any true atheist eats, especially barbecue kittens.

That my friend is because you have not been to one of MY babycues. They feature a lavish use of my secret marinades and home made toddler sausages with sweet chili sauce.