Posts: 28307
Threads: 522
Joined: June 16, 2015
Reputation:
90
RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 8:40 pm
I'm not telling cause I don't want any competition. It will be tough enough to get in and out on day one. But those last available days will be some kinda fun!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Posts: 1587
Threads: 21
Joined: June 13, 2015
Reputation:
26
RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 8:44 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 10:33 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Masturbate. A lot. Oh, wait, I already do that.
POIDH
Posts: 1587
Threads: 21
Joined: June 13, 2015
Reputation:
26
RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 7:53 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: (September 20, 2015 at 7:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Yeah...that's a good point, Wyrd. What's with all the foot-fetishism among these religious bullshit artists?
I guess in an age when few people could afford shoes and there was animal shit all over the fucking place washing feet must have been a big occupation....for slaves.
Today, I think his assholiness is just fucking around. Probably heads back to the vatican and jerks off!
At least it gives the altar boys a night off. I was making a joke. The Bible sometimes uses the word "feet" for a man's genitalia. So washing feet means giving a BJ.
Oh god. Please tell me that isn't a joke. Please.
Posts: 6843
Threads: 0
Joined: February 22, 2014
Reputation:
15
RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 9:31 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm)MTL Wrote: (September 20, 2015 at 7:53 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: I was making a joke. The Bible sometimes uses the word "feet" for a man's genitalia. So washing feet means giving a BJ.
Oh god. Please tell me that isn't a joke. Please.
Here's a link to body part metaphors used in the Bible. Scroll down to feet.
http://www.houseofdavid.ca/body_metaphor...hebrew.htm
Posts: 1587
Threads: 21
Joined: June 13, 2015
Reputation:
26
RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 9:40 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: (September 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm)MTL Wrote: Oh god. Please tell me that isn't a joke. Please.
Here's a link to body part metaphors used in the Bible. Scroll down to feet.
http://www.houseofdavid.ca/body_metaphor...hebrew.htm
THANK YOU!!!
Posts: 20476
Threads: 447
Joined: June 16, 2014
Reputation:
111
RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 20, 2015 at 11:31 pm
Working hard at work till Thursday so I can have Friday off. Again! Just in case jesus roll calls my name? I wanna be ready for the prick with my cricket bat.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation:
156
RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm
(This post was last modified: September 21, 2015 at 2:19 pm by Cyberman.)
(September 20, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: (September 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm)MTL Wrote: Oh god. Please tell me that isn't a joke. Please.
Here's a link to body part metaphors used in the Bible. Scroll down to feet.
http://www.houseofdavid.ca/body_metaphor...hebrew.htm
Middle English used the word "yard" as a euphemism for penis, as in this ribald exchange from Love's Labour's Lost:
Quote:Princess of France: Speak, brave Hector: we are much delighted.
Don Adriano de Armado: I do adore thy sweet grace's slipper.
Boyet [Aside to DUMAIN]: Loves her by the foot,—
Dumain [Aside to BOYET]: He may not by the yard.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Posts: 5706
Threads: 67
Joined: June 13, 2014
Reputation:
69
RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 21, 2015 at 3:42 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 9:37 am)Randy Carson Wrote:
Of course, to be that confident, it helps to be a saint BEFORE you're asked the question.
Doesn't sound confident so much as very contented to be hoeing (not my favorite thing really). Frankly, even if I believed I was going to heaven, actually especially if I thought I was, I'd stop doing long term chores. Why hoe weeds for crops you won't be there to see? Make dinner. Spend time with friends. Have sex. Paint. Hoeing? Cleaning the gutters? Why?
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
Posts: 69247
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation:
259
RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 21, 2015 at 3:47 pm
Don't you have to dead BEFORE the fuckers make you a saint?
Posts: 15452
Threads: 147
Joined: June 15, 2015
Reputation:
88
RE: How will you spend your last four days on earth? Rapture and end days, oh my!
September 21, 2015 at 3:49 pm
LOL! Honestly, the only place I ever heard about a rapture on this upcoming 24th of september, is on this site lol. Obviously I don't believe in a rapture, but if I did, I'd spend my last 24 hours in prayer.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh
|