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Proof Lord Jesus Christ exists

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Proof Lord Jesus Christ exists
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Proof Lord Jesus Christ exists
May 11, 2010 at 12:50 am
http://wbztv.com/local/jesus.christ.hit.2.1681157.html


Also proof that us silly Christians are making sure all dogs go to heaven

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/article...-dogs.html
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

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RE: Proof Lord Jesus Christ exists
May 11, 2010 at 1:02 am
So much for "all-powerful."
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RE: Proof Lord Jesus Christ exists
May 11, 2010 at 2:51 am (This post was last modified: May 11, 2010 at 2:53 am by tackattack.)
ROFLOL so we had the definition a little off, we'll just rationalize it differently right?
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RE: Proof Lord Jesus Christ exists
May 11, 2010 at 3:03 am
(May 11, 2010 at 12:50 am)tackattack Wrote: http://wbztv.com/local/jesus.christ.hit.2.1681157.html

Well at least I am no longer agnostic on the existence of Lord Jesus Christ. Big Grin
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RE: Proof Lord Jesus Christ exists
May 11, 2010 at 3:19 am
I think I just saw a pig fly leo Big Grin
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RE: Proof Lord Jesus Christ exists
May 11, 2010 at 7:27 am
Belchertown?????

Let's go live there.
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RE: Proof Lord Jesus Christ exists
June 1, 2010 at 8:50 am
(May 11, 2010 at 7:27 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Belchertown?????

Let's go live there.
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