Planet Bieber update: Justin debunks the big bang theory

[Fidel_Castronaut]

I hope the beliebers sacrifice him on an alter.

[Crossless2.0]

Well if there's one thing that Beiber is, it's a 'good' Christian, what with the drugs, the fights, the women, and being Justin Beiber.

Christians love their Jesus-turned-my-life-around stories. They eat that shit like candy. Bieber might be positioning himself for a second career like Kirk Cameron.

[Fidel_Castronaut]

Well if there's one thing that Beiber is, it's a 'good' Christian, what with the drugs, the fights, the women, and being Justin Beiber.

Christians love their Jesus-turned-my-life-around stories. They eat that shit like candy. Bieber might be positioning himself for a second career like Kirk Cameron.

Oh Jesus. Beiber and Christian Rock?

Can you imagine?

Danté will need an additional circle.

[brewer]

Sizzurp and giving interviews are not compatible.

[Crossless2.0]

Christians love their Jesus-turned-my-life-around stories. They eat that shit like candy. Bieber might be positioning himself for a second career like Kirk Cameron.

Oh Jesus. Beiber and Christian Rock?

Can you imagine?

Danté will need an additional circle.

Of course I can imagine it. Where else could a talentless hack addicted to mindless fan adulation find a ready market? If it happens, I sincerely hope that he hooks up with Ray Comfort. I keep imagining a large Andy Warhol banana, shamelessly ripped off from the Velvet Underground's debut album cover, on a jumbo screen at some born-again wankfest, with Comfort introducing Bieber after a few salutary remarks about how ridiculous evolution is.

[Reforged]

Is anyone else really that surprised anymore? The entertainment industry spews out more and more garbage like this and millions of dead-eyed twitter zombies lap it up like the fetid milk off of a diseased cows teat.
I wouldn't be surprised if hes the president in ten years time.

[Crossless2.0]

Is anyone else really that surprised anymore? The entertainment industry spews out more and more garbage like this and millions of dead-eyed twitter zombies lap it up like the fetid milk off of a diseased cows teat.
I wouldn't be surprised if hes the president in ten years time.

You're thinking of Kanye. 

[TheRocketSurgeon]

Bieber: Imagine putting a bunch of gold into a box, shaking up the box, and out comes a Rolex. It’s so preposterous once people start saying it.

It is. That's why I usually discourage morons from giving interviews, just in case they feel the need to expose their idiocy for general consumption.

Bieber: You don’t need to go to church to be a Christian. If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn’t make you a taco.

There's some air-tight logic, to which I would add that having some hits with prepubescent girls doesn't make you an artist or a musician. However, it might make you a disposable commodity like a fast food taco.

What a douche. It might be time to bring back crucifixion.

I'm not sure which of those two statements is dumber. Truly.

But I enjoy the second one more, just so I can imagine Christians as taco, all sitting in a row. 

That he thinks that either analogy works is hilarious.

I like their response, in the article:

In a sense, Justin is disestablishing himself – and perhaps his Beliebers, too. “Like I said,” reasons Justin. “You don’t need to go to church to be a Christian. If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn’t make you a taco.”

ARE YOU LISTENING, DAWKINS? Answer that and stay fashionable.

[TubbyTubby]

Bieber: You don’t need to go to church to be a Christian. If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn’t make you a taco.

It would be interesting to know whether he prepared this analogy before the interview or whether it was on-the-fly. Either way would be scary but would indicate a bit how his brain (I use the term in the broadest sense) works.

[Divinity]

"I want to be like Jesus."

"You do realize Jesus gave money to the poor, never spit on his followers, never did drugs, and was never an asshole."

"Well yeah, I mean except for those parts."

I hope (I'd pray if I thought it'd do any good) none of my grandkids ever become fans of his. My oldest granddaughter thankfully thinks he's "Lame". The rest aren't old enough to form an opinion.