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Planet Bieber update: Justin debunks the big bang theory
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RE: Planet Bieber update: Justin debunks the big bang theory
October 1, 2015 at 1:07 pm
Quote:"I want to be like Jesus."

Someone posted this at TTA.  I suggested that we nail his ass to a fucking cross.
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RE: Planet Bieber update: Justin debunks the big bang theory
October 1, 2015 at 1:10 pm
(October 1, 2015 at 1:07 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:"I want to be like Jesus."

Someone posted this at TTA.  I suggested that we nail his ass to a fucking cross.

I can borrow the nails. No hammer though.
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RE: Planet Bieber update: Justin debunks the big bang theory
October 1, 2015 at 1:12 pm
(October 1, 2015 at 1:10 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(October 1, 2015 at 1:07 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Someone posted this at TTA.  I suggested that we nail his ass to a fucking cross.

I can borrow the nails. No hammer though.

We'll just use his head. It should be hard enough.
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Planet Bieber update: Justin debunks the big bang theory
October 1, 2015 at 1:17 pm
Imagine putting a bunch of magic in a box, shake it up real good and when you look inside its Yahweh.
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RE: Planet Bieber update: Justin debunks the big bang theory
October 1, 2015 at 1:38 pm
Bieber endorsing a biblical creation is strong evidence against a biblical creation
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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RE: Planet Bieber update: Justin debunks the big bang theory
October 1, 2015 at 1:46 pm
(October 1, 2015 at 10:33 am)Crossless1 Wrote: You're thinking of Kanye.  Tongue

God, I hate him.
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RE: Planet Bieber update: Justin debunks the big bang theory
October 1, 2015 at 1:49 pm
I've never wanted to strap anyone into the CERN superconducting super collider and irradiate them with anti-protons before.

Wow, thanks Justin.
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RE: Planet Bieber update: Justin debunks the big bang theory
October 1, 2015 at 2:20 pm
(October 1, 2015 at 9:45 am)Ben Davis Wrote: It's very simple. Justin Bleeble is a poe and far smarter than you or I (or possibly anyone) can appreciate.

@robvalue:

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Religion is regarded by the masses as true, the wise as false, and by the elite as useful.
-Seneca.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Planet Bieber update: Justin debunks the big bang theory
October 1, 2015 at 5:42 pm (This post was last modified: October 1, 2015 at 5:42 pm by Reforged.)
(October 1, 2015 at 10:33 am)Crossless1 Wrote:
(October 1, 2015 at 10:32 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: Is anyone else really that surprised anymore? The entertainment industry spews out more and more garbage like this and millions of dead-eyed twitter zombies lap it up like the fetid milk off of a diseased cows teat.
I wouldn't be surprised if hes the president in ten years time.

You're thinking of Kanye.  Tongue

I do hear that he has some interesting policies regarding fish sticks.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
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RE: Planet Bieber update: Justin debunks the big bang theory
October 1, 2015 at 5:48 pm
The little creep is here in Kiwiland at the moment.
Dying to live, living to die.
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