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RE: Who is the assholiest Theist you've met in REAL LIFE?
October 5, 2015 at 2:21 am
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(October 5, 2015 at 2:04 am)bambi_swag Wrote: I think there are some details of me you guys should be aware of because I notice that a lot of your "theistic encounters" include some of my characteristics:
**I'm a Creationist, anti-abortion pro-life, anti-homosex, Republican, right-wing, FOX news lovin, anti-femenist, anti-communist, anti-mass-immagration, capitalist, anti-communist, ultra conservative, Jesus obsessed lad who gets dropped off into town twice a month and street preaches on the sidewalk about mostly "Repentance, Hell, Salvation" and distributes Jesus tracts. In addition, I've been called on many times by people who told me I was judgemental and a "westboro" wannabe.**
But the best part is that I live in India at the moment and not the UK, so you don't have to worry about encountering me.
So sorry for ruining my rep in front of you guys. But all the same, I do pray that you guys go into heaven and live a good life though and blah blah blah
... and I hope you eventually find a life that has, you know, meaning.
I mean, what sort of omnipotent being needs a fucking sales man? And is that your highest aim, to be a shill for an absentee?
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RE: Who is the assholiest Theist you've met in REAL LIFE?
October 5, 2015 at 4:40 am
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The only annoyance I get from theists is JWs occasionally coming to my door. I politely tell them I'm not interested and they go away.
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RE: Who is the assholiest Theist you've met in REAL LIFE?
October 5, 2015 at 6:34 am
(October 4, 2015 at 9:51 am)bambi_swag Wrote: (October 4, 2015 at 9:44 am)Stimbo Wrote: What whole thing? The whole Atheist vs. Christian catfight in Online America.
That's crazy talk. You're sample size was one. That's not jumping to a conclusion, that's teleporting. 
I've met a few, although after realizing I was a prophet, I clobbered them with Holy Spirit. It's kinda hilarious. A bunch of atheist will say Holy Spirit ain't a real thing, but it's real enough to smack up the religious types. So, there's that. 
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RE: Who is the assholiest Theist you've met in REAL LIFE?
October 5, 2015 at 8:02 am
I have tons I can name in my High School.
They constantly insult other people by calling each other homosexuals and gays, something that if I was another gender orientation they would already be dead.
Also, they are unbearable and full on Creationists.
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RE: Who is the assholiest Theist you've met in REAL LIFE?
October 5, 2015 at 8:10 am
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How many Christians are often homophobic and not just that but racist bugs the crap out of me. I am talking about even when they HAVEN'T read the OT.
In my experience personally it's mainly homophobia and racism and telling refugees in need to "go back to where they came from", but I am sure the more extreme ones are sexist too.
In my experience they can be quite polite and nice in general and just be completely unaware of how bigoted they sound when they speak of gay people or immigrants. They think they're "normal" for being bigoted like this. Just because they may - depressingly - be in the majority, does not make it "normal".
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RE: Who is the assholiest Theist you've met in REAL LIFE?
October 5, 2015 at 8:16 am
My aunt. That woman is crazy guys. She reads Chopra, and a whole lot of bulshit and tries to push it down your throught.
Together with all my family, specially my grandparents, forcing everyone to comunion and confirmation, go to church and dress in a certain way. And above all, censorship over criticism.
I remember my childhood and I want to cry :'(, so many lies and manipulation, and above all GUILT, for everything they made you carry GUILT.
She is the biggest ahole ever. Teaches religion in churches to kids under 10. Makes her living, by lying to children, and she is very, very proud of it.
But she says she loves everyone...
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RE: Who is the assholiest Theist you've met in REAL LIFE?
October 5, 2015 at 9:18 am
(October 5, 2015 at 2:04 am)bambi_swag Wrote: I think there are some details of me you guys should be aware of because I notice that a lot of your "theistic encounters" include some of my characteristics:
**I'm a Creationist, anti-abortion pro-life, anti-homosex, Republican, right-wing, FOX news lovin, anti-femenist, anti-communist, anti-mass-immagration, capitalist, anti-communist, ultra conservative, Jesus obsessed lad who gets dropped off into town twice a month and street preaches on the sidewalk about mostly "Repentance, Hell, Salvation" and distributes Jesus tracts. In addition, I've been called on many times by people who told me I was judgemental and a "westboro" wannabe.**
But the best part is that I live in India at the moment and not the UK, so you don't have to worry about encountering me.
So sorry for ruining my rep in front of you guys. But all the same, I do pray that you guys go into heaven and live a good life though and blah blah blah
Wow. All of that in one package. Sounds like you got all the bases covered, at least the main ones. And doubled down on the anti communist, they must be a real threat.
Who drops you off in town?
Are us heathens going to become your special project? (oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, .......)
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RE: Who is the assholiest Theist you've met in REAL LIFE?
October 5, 2015 at 9:30 am
(October 5, 2015 at 2:04 am)bambi_swag Wrote: But all the same, I do pray that you guys go into heaven and live a good life though and blah blah blah
I suppose then that I know whose ass to kick if I end up there. 
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RE: Who is the assholiest Theist you've met in REAL LIFE?
October 5, 2015 at 9:39 am
(October 5, 2015 at 2:04 am)bambi_swag Wrote: I think there are some details of me you guys should be aware of because I notice that a lot of your "theistic encounters" include some of my characteristics:
**I'm a Creationist, anti-abortion pro-life, anti-homosex, Republican, right-wing, FOX news lovin, anti-femenist, anti-communist, anti-mass-immagration, capitalist, anti-communist, ultra conservative, Jesus obsessed lad who gets dropped off into town twice a month and street preaches on the sidewalk about mostly "Repentance, Hell, Salvation" and distributes Jesus tracts. In addition, I've been called on many times by people who told me I was judgemental and a "westboro" wannabe.**
But the best part is that I live in India at the moment and not the UK, so you don't have to worry about encountering me.
So sorry for ruining my rep in front of you guys. But all the same, I do pray that you guys go into heaven and live a good life though and blah blah blah
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RE: Who is the assholiest Theist you've met in REAL LIFE?
October 5, 2015 at 9:45 am
(October 5, 2015 at 9:18 am)mh.brewer Wrote: (October 5, 2015 at 2:04 am)bambi_swag Wrote: I think there are some details of me you guys should be aware of because I notice that a lot of your "theistic encounters" include some of my characteristics:
**I'm a Creationist, anti-abortion pro-life, anti-homosex, Republican, right-wing, FOX news lovin, anti-femenist, anti-communist, anti-mass-immagration, capitalist, anti-communist, ultra conservative, Jesus obsessed lad who gets dropped off into town twice a month and street preaches on the sidewalk about mostly "Repentance, Hell, Salvation" and distributes Jesus tracts. In addition, I've been called on many times by people who told me I was judgemental and a "westboro" wannabe.**
But the best part is that I live in India at the moment and not the UK, so you don't have to worry about encountering me.
So sorry for ruining my rep in front of you guys. But all the same, I do pray that you guys go into heaven and live a good life though and blah blah blah
Wow. All of that in one package. Sounds like you got all the bases covered, at least the main ones. And doubled down on the anti communist, they must be a real threat.
Who drops you off in town?
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