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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 11, 2015 at 3:37 pm
Quote:Yes,And he said to them, “Go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation. Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned.Mark 16:15-16
But Jesus also said to the apostles, 'These twelve Jesus sent out, instructing them, “Go nowhere among the Gentiles and enter no town of the Samaritans". Matthew 10:5.
Now, I'm, fairly certain that no one on this board is a Samaritan, but this place is replete with Gentiles (to save you the trouble, 'Gentile' means 'not a Jew'). So, when you preach at us, you are not doing God's will, but are in direct contradiction of it, Mister Sinny Sinnerson.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 11, 2015 at 3:46 pm
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(October 11, 2015 at 3:37 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Quote:Yes,And he said to them, “Go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation. Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned.Mark 16:15-16
But Jesus also said to the apostles, 'These twelve Jesus sent out, instructing them, “Go nowhere among the Gentiles and enter no town of the Samaritans". Matthew 10:5.
Now, I'm, fairly certain that no one on this board is a Samaritan, but this place is replete with Gentiles (to save you the trouble, 'Gentile' means 'not a Jew'). So, when you preach at us, you are not doing God's will, but are in direct contradiction of it, Mister Sinny Sinnerson.
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Ah, but they usually only pretend to take Jesus' words seriously. The Gospel most of them really worship (especially the Protestants and those who splintered from mainline Protestantism) is Paul's.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 11, 2015 at 4:12 pm
42 And then, the Mighty Banhammer fell. 43 Making it a family tradition. 44 So sayeth the word. 45 Good Riddance.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 11, 2015 at 4:32 pm
(October 11, 2015 at 2:50 pm)LastPoet Wrote: (October 11, 2015 at 11:17 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: I see the dumbass chose death by Stimbo. Best decision of his sad, pathetic, little life...
Yeah, he's trying really hard. what would one expect huh?
Death by Stimbo! Yeah Stimbo! Go AF Mod Squad!
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 11, 2015 at 4:41 pm
With certain individuals, I see it as flushing more than hitting with a ban hammer.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 11, 2015 at 4:48 pm
(October 11, 2015 at 4:32 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: (October 11, 2015 at 2:50 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Yeah, he's trying really hard. what would one expect huh?
Death by Stimbo! Yeah Stimbo! Go AF Mod Squad!
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 11, 2015 at 5:17 pm
(October 11, 2015 at 4:48 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: (October 11, 2015 at 4:32 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Death by Stimbo! Yeah Stimbo! Go AF Mod Squad!
If only one of the staff was called Snoo Snoo.
I've been contemplating a name change. 
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 11, 2015 at 5:27 pm
(October 11, 2015 at 2:57 pm)Randys brother Wrote: I am here to carry out God's will,not for any other reason.
Said the homicide bomber, as he walked up to the gate.
Haven't finished reading the thread I missed in the last few hours, enough to see what got him banned, but I expect it'll be good. 
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 11, 2015 at 6:45 pm
(October 11, 2015 at 2:57 pm)Randys brother Wrote: (October 11, 2015 at 2:50 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Yeah, he's trying really hard. what would one expect huh?
I am here to carry out God's will,not for any other reason.
Me too and to make sure people like you don't lead others astray into worshiping false idols.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 11, 2015 at 7:05 pm
(October 11, 2015 at 6:45 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: (October 11, 2015 at 2:57 pm)Randys brother Wrote: I am here to carry out God's will,not for any other reason.
Me too and to make sure people like you don't lead others astray into worshiping false idols.
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