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The Greatest Challenge to Atheists Ever
#11
RE: The Greatest Challenge to Atheists Ever
Anusius is ready for the big leagues now !!!
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#12
RE: The Greatest Challenge to Atheists Ever
Material? Immaterial? Pssht My god lives in some third option that I can't even probably explain.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#13
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Can anything be more wackier than scientology?
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#14
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I don't know about being wacky, but I wouldn't mind having a god of merriment and generosity. One who loves good constructive fun, and wants people to be happy and well off. He might not be all powerful, but he wants to make some smiles and have a good time.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#15
RE: The Greatest Challenge to Atheists Ever
You HAVE to eat pork every Thursday and you can't eat Carrots.
Pomegranates are the Devil's Testicles.
Also, the Devil is a 6 year old Girl.
This is the devil.
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Worship is every Monday and Sunday, switching dates every week. (When did this start? Let's let the different sects fight it out.)
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#16
RE: The Greatest Challenge to Atheists Ever
Not good a fantasy but I think the deity/ies definitely need to have more than one sex, maybe more than two. Maybe sex changlings like some species of fish. They also need to have personalities/personality disorders. Kind of like the greeks. Every body loves a schizophrenic god.

I'll be watching to see what ya'll come up with.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#17
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And everybody has to wear Nike gym shoes!

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Wait, nevermind, that one has already been taken
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#18
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I would so be okay with choosing my gender for the day.

work days I would be a male for the strength aspect then on the non work days i could be female for the free drinks at the bar plus i'dd have a much easier time taking some one home with me.

sorry maybe that's for area 69.
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(October 14, 2015 at 6:14 pm)loganonekenobi Wrote: I would so be okay with choosing my gender for the day.

work days I would be a male for the strength aspect then on the non work days i could be female for the free drinks at the bar plus i'dd have a much easier time taking some one home with me.

sorry maybe that's for area 69.

gota finnish this thought..."dear lord let me wear the internal vestments of woman today"
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#20
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(October 14, 2015 at 6:14 pm)loganonekenobi Wrote: I would so be okay with choosing my gender for the day.

work days I would be a male for the strength aspect then on the non work days i could be female for the free drinks at the bar plus i'dd have a much easier time taking some one home with me.

sorry maybe that's for area 69.

But as a woman in a bar you might get more attention than you want, especially when you've had a long day and you just want a quiet drink and a meal.

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Dying to live, living to die.
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