The Greatest Challenge to Atheists Ever

[Longhorn]

I've had many a pasta that was to die for!
Vic's cuisine down the road make a pan fried gnocchi with chorizo and spinach.... yum!

I was not aware of this >.>

[Neo-Scholastic]

You read it here first; I have seen the Luminescent Light and joined the Mystery Cult of the Sacred Element.

Just before she took unto herself the Blessed Burden (aplastic anemia), founder Madame Curie received the Luminous Light into her soul while staring intently into a small glass bowl of radium. Saint Curie recorded the Sacred Mysteries in a private diary that was discovered and translated into English by our first founding elder, Dr. Sebastian Canson. He discovered St. Curie’s diary (the Holy Treatise) in 1936 hidden in a box of Harlequin romance novels purchased for his wife at a flea market in Boston. Unfortunately the autographa of the Holy Treatise was lost during a domestic dispute between Dr. Canson and his wife that resulted in her burning down their townhouse, including most of Dr. Canson’s extensive private library. Most of the text from the diary survives only in his extensive commentaries on the Holy Treatise.

Most of the essential doctrines come directly the Canson commentaries and is widely considered to be the ‘Saint Paul’ of the Sacred Element Mysteries. These doctrines include the On-going Decay, Divine Hiddenness, and the Imperishable Objects.

The commentaries of Dr. Canson would have been lost in obscurity except for their enthusiastic reception by a book club formed by employees of the Elgin Watch Company in Elgin, Illinois who as part of their work painted the hands of dials of “Glow-In-the-Dark” wrist watches. During one regular Wednesday meeting in June of 1952, Ms. Marjorie Blackburn distributed mimeographed copies of the Canson commentaries. The themes of female emancipation and its connection with radium pigmented paint with which they worked on a daily basis resonated with the group and in 1953 they formed the First Council of Luminaries. The sign and seal of the Holy Treatise’s truth is the fact that all the original members of the First Council received, like St. Curie, the Blessed Burden (tongue and throat cancer) presumably from orally pointing their brushes before each application of the Sacred Element. For this reason, contemporary cult members are opposed to all forms of cancer prevention research and treatment.

The First Council is credited with establishing the essential cult rituals such as the Baptism of Green Light in which initiates stare into a bowl of pure radium to take into themselves the Luminous Light of Truth. Contemporary cult members can be recognized by the antique ‘Glow-In-the-Dark’ watches they wear.

[loganonekenobi]

I would so be okay with choosing my gender for the day.

work days I would be a male for the strength aspect then on the non work days i could be female for the free drinks at the bar plus i'dd have a much easier time taking some one home with me.

sorry maybe that's for area 69.

But as a woman in a bar you might get more attention than you want, especially when you've had a long day and you just want a quiet drink and a meal.

sweety if i were a woman and i had a hard day i'd walk into the bar and starting pointing to the men i wanted and say "you and you and you....and...you I need a massage, a drink and lots of quiet attention." and if I were a good looking young woman i would get it . Then i would say "first one to talk goes home alone. I said silence dammit!"