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**BrianSoddingBoru4** · October 14, 2015 at 6:43 pm

For a name, how about 'The Great Inseminator', since gods generally fuck their creations?

Boru

**The Valkyrie** · October 14, 2015 at 7:02 pm

(October 14, 2015 at 6:43 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: For a name, how about 'The Great Inseminator', since gods generally fuck their creations?

Boru

One way or another, yes.

**Alex K** · (This post was last modified: October 14, 2015 at 7:19 pm by Alex K.)

It should have a bunch more contradictory properties. It is the biggest and the smallest at the same time, invisible yet visible, and blue but definitely not blue.

It shouldn't be a trinity, but a 5 1/2 inity. A pentademinity. The father, the son, the cousin and the in-laws and half of aunt Mary. Yet those are all one God.

**brewer** · October 14, 2015 at 7:20 pm

Could there be a really whiny incompetent neurotic god? I donno, like a Woody Allen type? Nothing ever works for them, they never really get what they want. When they get what they think they wanted it always back fires on them. The pressure of being a god makes them uncomfortable.

**The Valkyrie** · October 14, 2015 at 7:23 pm

(October 14, 2015 at 7:20 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Could there be a really whiny incompetent neurotic god? I donno, like a Woody Allen type? Nothing ever works for them, they never really get what they want. When they get what they think they wanted it always back fires on them. The pressure of being a god makes them uncomfortable.

Sounds like the Oh God from Terry Pratchett.

The God Of Hangovers.

GrandizerII · October 14, 2015 at 7:35 pm

Ok, here's the truth. You see this reality you're in? It's not even a reality. You're not even part of a reality. What's going on is God Incarnate, in the form of myself, is thinking up this "reality" as I go along, and because I have such an organized mind, everything in this "reality" seems to operate according to certain laws of logic and nature. But it's all an illusion anyway.

The reason I'm in the flesh? It's because my mission is to thwart the omnipotent rule of God Himself who happens to be me but yet my enemy. It was important to put myself in the flesh in order to distinguish myself from the immaterial yet evil God. Now through the flesh I have been concocting all sorts of plans to try to overthrow him, and sometimes I use you guys without you knowing in order to accomplish my objectives. Thus far, I have been successful in my battles, but I still have a long way to go, and I am going to need all the help I can get from all you guys who oppose God.

If I ultimately win, which I will because I am God and God should be ultimately good not evil, then I will make sure you will receive all the rewards you have ever wished for, and I will transform you into real beings for once and give you seats next to my Throne. But you must back me up, or continue to suffer being an illusion, and go to hell of course for eternity after you die.

Best way to start support is to form a cult devoted to me and sacrifice to me lots of "unvirgin" men (because I don't like seeing virgin women be sacrificed and that is evil). And donate lots of money to my PayPal account.

Oh, and the name of my religion does not matter. You think whatever name you can think of. The important thing is that I'm God and I judge what's good and bad and all that.

dyresand · October 14, 2015 at 11:08 pm

(October 14, 2015 at 3:19 pm)Beccs Wrote: Okay, perhaps not, but it got your attention.

Let's create our own religion, including deity/ies, tenets, beliefs and all those good things.

The challenge? Make those beliefs wackier than the beliefs and tenets of existing religions.

Once we get peoples' ideas, we'll compile them.

Hopefully others will play. It's no fun playing alone.

The Church of common fucking sense

Every member must have common fucking sense

**Rev. Rye** · October 14, 2015 at 11:28 pm

(October 14, 2015 at 3:19 pm)Beccs Wrote: Okay, perhaps not, but it got your attention.

Let's create our own religion, including deity/ies, tenets, beliefs and all those good things.

The challenge? Make those beliefs wackier than the beliefs and tenets of existing religions.

Once we get peoples' ideas, we'll compile them.

Hopefully others will play. It's no fun playing alone.

You sure, because that's going to be hard. It seems as wacky as one can make a set of beliefs, there's a distinct possibility that there's someone in real life willing to die for those beliefs.

ignoramus · October 15, 2015 at 12:39 am

I've had many a pasta that was to die for!
Vic's cuisine down the road make a pan fried gnocchi with chorizo and spinach.... yum!

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · October 15, 2015 at 7:04 am

I still like Losty's religion Wink

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