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News from the clown car: Radio host suggests enslaving the poor, Huckabee agrees
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News from the clown car: Radio host suggests enslaving the poor, Huckabee agrees
"Huckabee Suggests Poor People Should Be Sold Into Slavery For Stealing"

http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2015/1...e-slavery/

Quote:Host Jan Mickelson began by bemoaning that the “criminal justice system has been taken over by progressives.” In order to fight back, he argued, conservatives should look to the biblical Book of Exodus. “It says, if a person steals, they have to pay it back two-fold, four-fold,” Mickelson explained. “If they don’t have anything, we’re supposed to take them down and sell them.”

Mickelson went on to argue why jails, which he claimed are a “pagan invention,” are inferior to slavery: “We indenture them and they have to spend their time not sitting on their stump in a jail cell, they’re supposed to be working off the debt.”

“Wouldn’t that be a better choice?” the host asked.

“Well, it really would be,” Huckabee replied without missing a beat. “Sometimes the best way to deal with a nonviolent criminal behavior is what you just suggested.”

You just can't make this shit up. Complete with demonizing liberalism and everything! "[The] criminal justice system has been taken over by progressives" - um, no. If it *had* been taken over by progressives, it'd look a lot different than the system we have today, fucktard. Guy doesn't miss a beat.
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RE: News from the clown car: Radio host suggests enslaving the poor, Huckabee agrees
I refuse to believe people like that exist.

Shoo, shoo!!
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RE: News from the clown car: Radio host suggests enslaving the poor, Huckabee agrees
Isn't there already some sort of work privilege program in place at some prisons?
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For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: News from the clown car: Radio host suggests enslaving the poor, Huckabee agrees
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm?
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RE: News from the clown car: Radio host suggests enslaving the poor, Huckabee agrees
(October 16, 2015 at 12:09 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm?

There are alot of unused guns in the US. Perhaps that. Dunno.

Why is this person even... something of notice?
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RE: News from the clown car: Radio host suggests enslaving the poor, Huckabee agrees
I'm sure a lot of people agree with him. They're fucking nuts. I wouldn't be surprised to hear he rises in the polls after this.
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RE: News from the clown car: Radio host suggests enslaving the poor, Huckabee agrees
There are many advantages to running for President. One of those advantages is that you get this really big soapbox to stand on and a really big megaphone to spew your shit from. For some candidates, this is all they want. They know they can't win but they get this awesome platform which they can use to advance their cause.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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RE: News from the clown car: Radio host suggests enslaving the poor, Huckabee agrees
(October 16, 2015 at 12:09 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm?

Gators and moccasins.  Bonus, they work for free, no unions.
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RE: News from the clown car: Radio host suggests enslaving the poor, Huckabee agrees
His last name is Huckabee. How much can you actually expect?

However, I don't believe he meant sell them into slavery. Just make then indentured servants. Still stupid, but again Huckabee.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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Please do not let Huckabee into the white house. I'd take Trump over this guy, as bad as he is, because I haven't heard Trump go on about turning America into a theocracy. I will leave this country. I don't know how, but I will do it.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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