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I have news for you peeps of AF...
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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 7:56 am
(October 17, 2015 at 7:13 am)JBrentonK Wrote: the first authentic God man...

What will be your first miracle?
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#92
RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 8:09 am
(October 16, 2015 at 2:34 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: [...]
I have proof that I am the son of God. [...]

Damn. God needs to stop f***ing skanks... With all those alimony payments - no wonder he always needs money...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#93
RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 8:36 am
(October 17, 2015 at 8:09 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(October 16, 2015 at 2:34 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: [...]
I have proof that I am the son of God. [...]

Damn. God needs to stop f***ing skanks... With all those alimony payments - no wonder he always needs money...

STOP BLAMING GOD WILL YOU!
STOP BLASPHEMING!
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#94
RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 8:38 am
capslock =/= truth

You are embarrassing yourself. I've had enough of your nonsense.
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#95
RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 8:40 am
(October 17, 2015 at 8:36 am)Gods Squad Wrote: STOP BLAMING GOD WILL YOU!
STOP BLASPHEMING!

Hmmm... That's odd. How can you talk with my d*ck in your mouth?

Oh, that's right - you're typing.

Carry on...
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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 8:43 am (This post was last modified: October 17, 2015 at 8:44 am by Gods Squad.)
(October 17, 2015 at 8:38 am)robvalue Wrote: capslock =/= truth

You are embarrassing yourself. I've had enough of your nonsense.

I AM NOT ASHAMED TO SPEAK THE TRUTH!

UNLIKE COWARDS LIKE YOU WHO IS UNABLE TO GIVE IN TO GOD.
(October 17, 2015 at 8:40 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(October 17, 2015 at 8:36 am)Gods Squad Wrote: STOP BLAMING GOD WILL YOU!
STOP BLASPHEMING!

Hmmm... That's odd. How can you talk with my d*ck in your mouth?

Oh, that's right - you're typing.

Carry on...

YOU AND YOUR FILTHY LANGUAGE.
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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 8:49 am
God Squad Wrote:I AM NOT ASHAMED TO SPEAK THE TRUTH!

UNLIKE COWARDS LIKE YOU WHO IS UNABLE TO GIVE IN TO GOD.
God Squad, I seen your thread, congratulations! You will be surprised to find that the entire website of atheists is unable to give into God. In every thread you walk into, you see more lame mouthing of atheists who cannot even understand what God is. And it is a laughing stock let me tell you. Unfair I guess, but the entire website is full of this behavior. What you state in the above quotes, is very admirable. Once again, congratulations God Squad, and keep up the good work!
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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 8:56 am
(October 16, 2015 at 7:31 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: Did we ever figure out if he was Hufflepuff or Slytherin?

Hey Rock, is that you in your avatar? You are gorgeous.
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RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 8:57 am
Hey OP, one thing to say... By the power of YouTube are you ready for a real Resurrection? Bill Hicks can come back and say it all for me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10sxcRPhp-k
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#100
RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 17, 2015 at 8:57 am
(October 17, 2015 at 8:49 am)JBrentonK Wrote:
God Squad Wrote:I AM NOT ASHAMED TO SPEAK THE TRUTH!

UNLIKE COWARDS LIKE YOU WHO IS UNABLE TO GIVE IN TO GOD.
God Squad, I seen your thread, congratulations! You will be surprised to find that the entire website of atheists is unable to give into God. In every thread you walk into, you see more lame mouthing of atheists who cannot even understand what God is. And it is a laughing stock let me tell you. Unfair I guess, but the entire website is full of this behavior. What you state in the above quotes, is very admirable. Once again, congratulations God Squad, and keep up the good work!

FOOLISHNESS AND PRIDE IS EVERYWHERE IN THIS PLACE!

The kind of pride that stems from self-righteousness is sin, and God hates it because it is a hindrance to seeking Him.
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