RE: I have news for you peeps of AF...
October 19, 2015 at 2:36 am
(This post was last modified: October 19, 2015 at 2:45 am by Edwardo Piet.)
Such satire... my serious comments shall be between square brackets.
Well JBrentonK, for once you're starting to get actually a bit funnier. I haven't laughed yet... but still.
JBrentonK Wrote:An obvious atheist!
[he's talking about himself here]
Quote:Hello!
Oh! Hello! Finally someone who gets us atheists. You're totally converting me my friend! About darn time too! Praise The Lord and all his water to wine! I like alcohol! God loves me too!
Quote:Yes.... About prayer. I once started a thread on sciforums.com, and it was titled "Arguement from authority". Just forget the title.
Yeah let's ignore anything that would make others wrongly think you are an intelligent atheist pretending to be a nutcase! We wouldn't want them to be misinformed! God wants us all to be informed so much! He loves us all with his Specialness! [
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Quote:In the thread I simply wished to pose a question to atheists. My question was: "Why do human beings pray?". Immediately the entire thread could sense that all human beings pray, and it immediately jumped at by atheists.
Those darn meanie atheists! They do not understand us Christians [lol].
Quote:Well I snared them in didn't I?
You certainly did matey! Good on you! Have a Jesus cracker! He tastes holy doesn't he?
Quote:Because prayer is a rational action which human beings alone are subject to, because it is rational. For example, it is not possible for animals to pray because that is an irrational species, incapable of the action of a rational act.
Yes sometimes total tautology is most elucidating... we wouldn't wanna try to explain too hard otherwise the atheist would miss the point [he's obviously being ridiculous on purpose here... too much thought has gone into the wording... it's an attempt at wit and satire. Yes it's not very funny but it's better than his earlier posts... he seems to very slowly getting more obvious and more humourous... let's just hope he doesn't break any forums' rules]
Quote:Sadly though, because prayer is a rational action, it also bears the weight that every human being prays. When we pray, we simply ask God to take away our sin. We pray for sex. We pray for sex with God.
Of course! We love our - metaphorical obviously - sex with God us humans! It's the only true way to communicate with rational species such as ourselves! Through the making of love! And God IS Love! [if this doesn't make it obvious that he is joking I don't know what will... although hopefully it gets more obvious and maybe even funny enough to make me laugh at least weakly for a second...]
Quote:Prayer is universal. It encompasses the great realm of the rational. Every human act is an act of prayer. Unconsciously or consciously, it doesn't matter. It really hurts an atheists feelings to come to know that he must pray.
I love how you have thought it all out so well my brother! [he's clearly mocking himself... albeit through multiple layers... pity it's not funny but still... it's getting better]
Quote: This only means that atheism is just an invented word, and that his "religion" is irrelevant to God's truths. If you wish to argue, find a monkey because he's the least rational of us all (what animal is the least rational?). Find some wall to speak to, mr atheist, because you've finally arrived upon the truth.
Absolutely! Well said! Whoo hoo, you owned them! [Find a wall to speak to? He's referring to the wall that we are talking to ourselves here... because he's not a real theist opponent, because he's a Poe... it's getting much more obvious that this is an attempt at satire and I'm starting to think it's getting quite witty (the whole Killingsworth stuff wasn't that was just annoying) - it's just a pity it's still not funny funny yet].
Quote:No, prayer is enough to make any atheist run away from himself. It's enough to cause a total upheaval of his beliefs. It is also enough to convert an atheist to Christianity, God's only religion. And we all believe in God, even if we may doubt that we "truly" do.
Indeed of course it's the only religion! Why don't they realize this brother?! Are they so blind as to not see what is before the very eyes that God gave them? [He's joking. As for the "We all believe in God, even if we may doubt that we "truly" do." - this sounds like an atheist mocking a Christian with sarcasm. This is clearly the writings of an atheist Poe].
Quote:Sadly though, belief is a choice. You must choose to believe and when to believe. You must choose how to act (or believe), and you must also choose on what you direct you attention towards when you believe. And to believe is not a state of mind either, a simple "foggy aspect" of our every life's day. It is certainly not a part of us that comes to us when we least expect it, because to believe is only to choose that one believes.
Indeed brother! It is so sad that belief is a choice. If only God could just force everyone to be as enlightened as ourselves! Well I pray to God to change this! We must ask for forgiveness and have this horrible option taken away from us so we can be true Godly Slaves! And then let us have Sex with God as you suggested! Huzzah! [He's fucking mocking the shit out of himself here. He's saying the opposite of what he means]
Quote:The reason that your irrational manner of conversation sticks out as abundantly obvious atheist, is becuase you have not made the choice to believe, you believe that all belief is not a matter of choice.
[He's talking about his own irrational manner of conversation sticking out as an abundantly obvious atheist... get it? Not funny I know but it's becoming more clever. Then he just bangs on about us not making the choice to believe and he's being sarcastic as if mocking a Christian].
Quote:As far as your hatred of christians in a NAZI'ist sense, that is rather odd. Because it is the atheists that hate the christians enough to manipulate the flesh and burn any disbelievers, it is the atheist that desires to disbelieve in God and turn the world into a matter of believers or non believers.
[This is clearly just like us atheists responding in a sarcastic mocking manner to a Christian who suggests that us atheists have been the cruelest throughout history and we respond by saying sarcastically "Oh yeah! Because it's the atheists that hate the Christians enough to burn disbelievers isn't it! And totally not the other way around(!) Yeah right (!)"]
[It's sarcasm and satire. It's not funny yet but hopefully it will get there. He's then doing the same thing about the suggestion from a theist that atheists are out to convert others when it is obviously the theists who are evangelical overall if any group is overall].
Quote:To disbelieve in God is therefore a state of mind (just kidding).
[Indeed, he is just kidding! He even put it at the end at the post to try and show us that the whole post is a fucking joke].
Good show brother good show! Will the atheists never learn! I am so converted you inspiring Hefalump! Not sure why I called you that... is it a message from God? Was I speaking in tongues?! Who know it inspired me! Hooray!
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