I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?

[Homeless Nutter]

Wait, I know what can settle this. Rob - if it's not a personal question - is your Mum a virgin?

Because apparently God wouldn't share a vagina with any other pr*ck...  

[John V]

So if I healed some people, raised some people from the dead and parted some seas, and I was pretty similar to your book, that would be enough?

Do you have to personally see me do all these things, or will you take someone else's word for it?

As you're still alive, if I heard credible reports, I'd come and check it out for myself. Regarding credible reports, the reporters would need to have changed their life to spread your word, and it would be helpful if you gave them miraculous powers as well.

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

A simple I meant the Abrahamic God would have sufficed. Although I appreciate the extra effort.

I didn't mean the God of Abraham, robvalue did.  I thought I'd better explain it in great detail, since your reading comprehensions seems a little impaired.

Boru

Since we're playing this game anyway
It said

If I'm actually God, or Jesus, or Allah, or whatever, what would I have to do to convince you that I really am what I claim to be?

Not

If I'm actually Jesus, what would I have to do to convince you that I really am what I claim to be?

[drfuzzy]

1)   Show up.  In person.  Have doctors and scientists certify, through tests, on camera, that you can at least manifest a physical body.
2)   Create a living being while being recorded.   You must do so with empty hands - no building materials, no chemicals, no biological materials - - - create it by will alone.
3)   Reanimate a dead body.  Accomplish this simply by talking to it.



This would prove to me that there are entities in the universe that are much, much more powerful than human beings.  (which is likely)   This would not prove to me that the creature standing before me CREATED the universe.  This would not prove to me that the creature standing before me was worthy of worship.

I'm not sure what would . . .

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I didn't mean the God of Abraham, robvalue did.  I thought I'd better explain it in great detail, since your reading comprehensions seems a little impaired.

Boru

Since we're playing this game anyway
It said

If I'm actually God, or Jesus, or Allah, or whatever, what would I have to do to convince you that I really am what I claim to be?

Not

If I'm actually Jesus, what would I have to do to convince you that I really am what I claim to be?

'God' (so written) is the Abrahamic God. So is Allah.

As for a God of 'limited abilities' you yourself have defined 'God' in this thread as 'the ultimate being'.

You're as ignorant as you are inconsistent.

Boru

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

Since we're playing this game anyway
It said
Not

'God' (so written) is the Abrahamic God.  So is Allah.  

As for a God of 'limited abilities' you yourself have defined 'God' in this thread as 'the ultimate being'.

You're as ignorant as you are inconsistent.

Boru

You're absolutely right. How stupid of me. :/ I give in to your superior intellect

[Aoi Magi]

Hmm,

Beam enough knowledge in my head to be your intellectual equivalent and understand you. If I have a lower intellect than the supreme being, I won't be able to fully understand said supreme being and might reach wrong conclusions.

[robvalue]

So if I healed some people, raised some people from the dead and parted some seas, and I was pretty similar to your book, that would be enough?

Do you have to personally see me do all these things, or will you take someone else's word for it?

As you're still alive, if I heard credible reports, I'd come and check it out for myself. Regarding credible reports, the reporters would need to have changed their life to spread your word, and it would be helpful if you gave them miraculous powers as well.

OK. Thanks for the answer

How would you distinguish me from an alien with advanced technology that could do those things? (But seemingly doing them at will.)

[downbeatplumb]

So if I healed some people, raised some people from the dead and parted some seas, and I was pretty similar to your book, that would be enough?

Do you have to personally see me do all these things, or will you take someone else's word for it?

As you're still alive, if I heard credible reports, I'd come and check it out for myself. Regarding credible reports, the reporters would need to have changed their life to spread your word, and it would be helpful if you gave them miraculous powers as well.

Well he did! I saw everything and just levitated across the room due to his influence, it's the gospel truth.

[robvalue]

It probably changed your life as well when I gave you those powers huh?