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The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
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RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 1, 2015 at 11:59 pm
huh

wut ??
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RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 2, 2015 at 8:55 am
Well, I'm completely fucked.
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RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 2, 2015 at 9:04 am
"Because there's not another dog around for it to hump, which is the same reason that other animals and humans masturbate"

Thinking I don't think this is the reason I masturbate
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RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 2, 2015 at 10:54 am
Masturbation in moderation is actually good for you. There are some risks to masturbating, but fuck. There's risks to walking. There's nothing wrong with it, and it'd be great for everyone if people would stop acting like it's such a bad thing.
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RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 2, 2015 at 11:16 am
Yes, masturbation is natural. Any dog owner will tell you this.

If you don't masturbate, it has ill effects. Like holy men raping children, among other things.

I'm pretty sure if I had a wife, I'd get used to sticking it in her too, after ten thousand hours or so. This isn't a good reason to go your tean years without masturbation.
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RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 2, 2015 at 11:44 am
(November 2, 2015 at 10:54 am)Divinity Wrote: Masturbation in moderation is actually good for you.  There are some risks to masturbating, but fuck.  There's risks to walking.  There's nothing wrong with it, and it'd be great for everyone if people would stop acting like it's such a bad thing.

Helps prevent prostate cancer.
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RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 2, 2015 at 1:40 pm
(November 2, 2015 at 10:54 am)Divinity Wrote: Masturbation in moderation is actually good for you.  There are some risks to masturbating, but fuck.  There's risks to walking.  There's nothing wrong with it, and it'd be great for everyone if people would stop acting like it's such a bad thing.

What are the risks?
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RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 2, 2015 at 1:44 pm (This post was last modified: November 2, 2015 at 1:45 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Supposedly too much of anything can be bad and any extreme addiction can be bad - but "too much" masturbation surely can't even be as harmful as "too much" water (too much water can kill you and I doubt it's possible to die from too much masturbation). It's one of the most harmless things that can be done to excess ever and it's totally healthy just like water is Smile
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RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 2, 2015 at 1:58 pm
(November 2, 2015 at 10:54 am)Divinity Wrote: Masturbation in moderation is actually good for you.  There are some risks to masturbating, but fuck.  There's risks to walking.  There's nothing wrong with it, and it'd be great for everyone if people would stop acting like it's such a bad thing.

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RE: The "Harmful Effects" Of Masturbation
November 2, 2015 at 2:03 pm
Fucking Mormons, dump money into a professionally produced video encouraging congregants to snitch to the bishop after watching someone purge one only to squeal like a stuck pig when someone rightly points and says "cult".
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