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Almost Too Funny For Words
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Almost Too Funny For Words
Remember the guy who flew out of his car and hit a road sign 20 feet in the air?  Here's the back story.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/family-q...eway-sign/

Quote:Family questions faith after lamb sacrifice backfires — and cousin is hurled against freeway sign


Quote:An Armenian-American family performed a lamb sacrifice for an ailing relative — but they’re questioning their faith after he was killed five days later in a spectacular rollover crash.

Relatives performed a matagh, or ritual offering, on Oct. 25 for 20-year-old Richard Pananian, who had been battling serious health issues but had overcome them, reported the Los Angeles Times.

Quote:“I find it ironic that 5 days after this offering to God, not only did God choose to take this young mans life, but decided to make such a spectacle out of it,” Kardashian said. “If God works in mysterious ways his way remains a mystery to me and has crushed this family as a whole.”

Ah, the old mysterious ways shit.  Gotta love it.
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There was a post on my fb about a guy using that as a Halloween costume.  Dodgy
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They must have sacrificed the lamb wrong, the fools. I see no other possible explanation.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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Probably god wanted to even the score. They brutally killed a lamb after all.
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#5
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Where the hell is PETA when you need them?
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That's just fucking sad. My only hope is that this experience will help them see what bullshit such archaic and superstitious rites and rituals truly are. They don't work. Full stop. It's the placebo effect, except in this case in which the family sees that it didn't do shit.
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Maybe if they had sacrificed a first born son, the result would have been better.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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*Blinks*

This...isn't an Onion article. I er...I need a drink Tongue
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Maybe the lamb was homo or something and it pissed off God?
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Nonsense. I know exactly what happened.
God kills people that he loves the most so that he can spend time with them in the heaven. Noobs.
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