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RE: Jokes thread (countries)
November 26, 2015 at 2:41 pm
In 1840 New Zealanders invented a form of birth control by using the intestines of sheep.
A few years later Aussies enhanced the invention by taking the intestines out of the sheep first.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Jokes thread (countries)
November 26, 2015 at 8:08 pm
In heaven, the English staff the police, the French cook, the Germans are the mechanics, the Italians are the lovers, and it is all organized by the Swiss.
In Hell, the Germans are the police, the English cook, the French are the mechanics, the Swiss the lovers, and it is all organized by the Italians.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Jokes thread (countries)
November 27, 2015 at 3:52 am
Here in England, according to films, there are two types of people. You're either the queen or you're a cockney geezah.
"Bleedin' apples and stairs mate, hand me the old China deaf mutton blower."
