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Offensive Jokes
September 24, 2014 at 1:58 pm
Can I please haz?
I will start.
As my cum dribbles down my girlfriend's chin I look down at her and ask, "do you like that?"
"No!" She replied, "what the fuck is in this sandwich?"
(joke stolen from Vosur)
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Offensive Jokes
September 24, 2014 at 2:10 pm
How do you make a dead baby float?
-one scoop ice cream, one scoop dead baby
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Offensive Jokes
September 24, 2014 at 3:10 pm
When I first came in life, I thought I had cancer
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RE: Offensive Jokes
September 24, 2014 at 3:29 pm
Ok in Portugal we say this a lot - What do you call a black guy inside a car? A thief
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
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RE: Offensive Jokes
September 24, 2014 at 3:41 pm
They say that over here..... and then the cops blow him away.
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RE: Offensive Jokes
September 24, 2014 at 4:32 pm
(This post was last modified: September 24, 2014 at 4:35 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
My girl once told me, 'Give me all nine inches and make me bleed.'
So, I fucked her three times and punched her in the face.
*****
As night is falling, a paedophile is leading a six year old boy into a wooded area and the child is crying.
'What are YOU scared about?' asks the perv. 'I'm the one who has to walk back alone in the dark.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Offensive Jokes
September 24, 2014 at 4:37 pm
I was asked to make an offensive joke, so I hit someone in the face with a pie.
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RE: Offensive Jokes
September 24, 2014 at 5:18 pm
Entropy ain't what it used to be.
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RE: Offensive Jokes
September 25, 2014 at 8:24 am
My girlfriend called me a paedophile earlier, I told her "that's a big word for a 6 year old".