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Jokes thread (countries)
Jokes thread (countries)
I've always liked the kind of humor that makes fun of different countries and their various stereotypes (like the French and surrendering) so let's hear some jokes about your country.  I'll start. Tongue

Q: What's the advantage of living in Switzerland?
A: Well, the flag is a big plus.

Q: How do you make a Swiss Roll?
A: Push him down the hill.

RE: Jokes thread (countries)
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RE: Jokes thread (countries)
In 1840 New Zealanders invented a form of birth control by using the intestines of sheep.

A few years later Aussies enhanced the invention by taking the intestines out of the sheep first.
Dying to live, living to die.
RE: Jokes thread (countries)
In heaven, the English staff the police, the French cook, the Germans are the mechanics, the Italians are the lovers, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

In Hell, the Germans are the police, the English cook, the French are the mechanics, the Swiss the lovers, and it is all organized by the Italians.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

RE: Jokes thread (countries)
Here in England, according to films, there are two types of people. You're either the queen or you're a cockney geezah.

"Bleedin' apples and stairs mate, hand me the old China deaf mutton blower."
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