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Butt Wiping Techniques

Poll: When I poop...
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I wipe my butt while still sitting on the toilet.
55.56%
 15 55.56%
I stand up off the toilet into a sort of standing squat position of wipe my butt.
22.22%
 6 22.22%
I first wipe sitting on the toilet, and then stand into a squat to finish the job for optimum access by doing it from both angles.
7.41%
 2 7.41%
Other (please explain wiping technique)
14.81%
 4 14.81%
Total 27 vote(s) 100%
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Butt Wiping Techniques
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#101
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 2:32 pm
looks like some of their items have been reposted on some sites at Tumblr I frequent.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 3:27 pm
If you shift your weight to the side and lift one leg a little, then you don't need to stand up to wipe. If you stand up in the restrooms where I work, then the auto-flush will loudly announce it every time you wipe!
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#103
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 4:00 pm
(February 6, 2016 at 3:27 pm)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote: If you shift your weight to the side and lift one leg a little, then you don't need to stand up to wipe. If you stand up in the restrooms where I work, then the auto-flush will loudly announce it every time you wipe!

Put a Post-It over the IR light on the toilet before doing yer thing.

problem solved.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 8:35 pm
(February 6, 2016 at 3:27 pm)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote: If you shift your weight to the side and lift one leg a little, then you don't need to stand up to wipe. If you stand up in the restrooms where I work, then the auto-flush will loudly announce it every time you wipe!

and you experience Neptune's kiss
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 1:14 am
I voted #1. My booty is small enough that I can wipe without getting up. The rest of you...well, we all have different attributes to be proud of, is all I can say. Angel
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#106
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 8:24 am
(February 6, 2016 at 8:35 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(February 6, 2016 at 3:27 pm)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote: If you shift your weight to the side and lift one leg a little, then you don't need to stand up to wipe. If you stand up in the restrooms where I work, then the auto-flush will loudly announce it every time you wipe!

and you experience Neptune's kiss

vorlooooon....that was gross.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 10:28 am
I simply believe that my butt wipes itself. And I'm right because I'm right because I'm right.

It's getting harder and harder to ignore the smell, but if I pray really hard, it will go away some day.
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Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm
(February 7, 2016 at 10:28 am)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: I simply believe that my butt wipes itself. And I'm right because I'm right because I'm right.

It's getting harder and harder to ignore the smell, but if I pray really hard, it will go away some day.

Wouldn't it be nice if the butthole was self cleaning? I don't understand why we don't have a tongue down there to just lick up the crumbs.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 10:47 pm
(February 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(February 7, 2016 at 10:28 am)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: I simply believe that my butt wipes itself. And I'm right because I'm right because I'm right.

It's getting harder and harder to ignore the smell, but if I pray really hard, it will go away some day.

Wouldn't it be nice if the butthole was self cleaning? I don't understand why we don't have a tongue down there to just lick up the crumbs.

Oh.  How I wish you hadn't used the word "crumbs".
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 10:47 pm
I agree. Eyes and mouths and vaginas are self cleaning. Butt holes should be too. I remember when I was a little kid, if I didn't wipe well enough my butt would get really itchy and then get sore/red because the poop acids start eating off your anus flesh.
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