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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 10:48 pm
(February 7, 2016 at 10:47 pm)MTL Wrote: (February 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm)KUSA Wrote: Wouldn't it be nice if the butthole was self cleaning? I don't understand why we don't have a tongue down there to just lick up the crumbs.
Oh. How I wish you hadn't used the word "crumbs".
haha, how about dingle berries?
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 10:48 pm
(February 7, 2016 at 10:47 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I agree. Eyes and mouths and vaginas are self cleaning. Butt holes should be too. I remember when I was a little kid, if I didn't wipe well enough my butt would get really itchy and then get sore/red because the poop acids start eating off your anus flesh.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 10:49 pm
LOL!
Oh come on... don't tell me you don't remember ever having an itchy butt crack after not properly wiping. 
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 10:50 pm
I just posted this little story in the Shoutbox before I realized it belongs in this thread:
My little nephew is getting just old enough to become self-conscious when doing his business.
My sister found it amusing when he ordered her out of the room yesterday morning,
because he was obviously busy trying to do something in his diaper,
but she complied, taking it as an encouraging sign of progress, that he wanted privacy
...until she came back and discovered he had reached into his diaper
to remove the offending objects...
...and had smeared the matter EVERYWHERE.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 10:51 pm
(February 7, 2016 at 10:49 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: LOL!
Oh come on... don't tell me you don't remember ever having an itchy butt crack after not properly wiping.
once again....it was the choice of words that got me.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 10:51 pm
Bhahahaha!!! Sounds like a great party!
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 10:57 pm
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(February 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm)KUSA Wrote: (February 7, 2016 at 10:28 am)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: I simply believe that my butt wipes itself. And I'm right because I'm right because I'm right.
It's getting harder and harder to ignore the smell, but if I pray really hard, it will go away some day.
Wouldn't it be nice if the butthole was self cleaning? I don't understand why we don't have a tongue down there to just lick up the crumbs.
Why are we so special that we feel we need to clean at all.
Tell me one animal in the animal kingdom that feels compelled or embarrassed to cleanup up...
We, as humans are way too vogue!
(As if you heathens don't pick and eat your boogers in private anyway)
I don't, but many do...
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 11:00 pm
(February 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm)KUSA Wrote: (February 7, 2016 at 10:28 am)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: I simply believe that my butt wipes itself. And I'm right because I'm right because I'm right.
It's getting harder and harder to ignore the smell, but if I pray really hard, it will go away some day.
Wouldn't it be nice if the butthole was self cleaning? I don't understand why we don't have a tongue down there to just lick up the crumbs.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 11:04 pm
(February 7, 2016 at 10:57 pm)ignoramus Wrote: (February 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm)KUSA Wrote: Wouldn't it be nice if the butthole was self cleaning? I don't understand why we don't have a tongue down there to just lick up the crumbs.
Why are we so special that we feel we need to clean at all.
Tell me one animal in the animal kingdom that feels compelled or embarrassed to cleanup up...
We, as humans are way too vogue!
(As if you heathens don't pick and eat your boogers in private anyway)
I don't, but many do...
Why in the name of all holiness would a grown adult eat their snots?
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Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 11:06 pm
(February 7, 2016 at 10:47 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I agree. Eyes and mouths and vaginas are self cleaning. Butt holes should be too. I remember when I was a little kid, if I didn't wipe well enough my butt would get really itchy and then get sore/red because the poop acids start eating off your anus flesh.
I hate it when I get greasy ass. The itching is so intense that when I finally wipe the offending poo off it feels almost orgasmic.
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