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Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count

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Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
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Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 28, 2015 at 5:08 am (This post was last modified: November 28, 2015 at 5:08 am by ignoramus.)
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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 28, 2015 at 5:46 am
Who honestly gives a shit?

It's about as pointless as telling me bacon causes cancer.
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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 28, 2015 at 6:17 am
Good. The less chance there is of spawning a mini-me, the better. For the world can only bear so much...
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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 28, 2015 at 6:43 am
Hold on now, nobody is suggesting getting rid of cell phones, but saying "who gives a shit" is the same fucking piss poor attitude by corporate America that took forever to get led out of gas. Same fucking attitude that has the planet stuck on oil.

How about split the difference, keep your cell phone away from your dick and in the mean time challenge cell phone MAKERS to make SAFER PRODUCTS in the long term.

This is not about one product, this is about the entire planet and the bullshit corporate attitude that the slightest suggestion that we could do things better is somehow a call to end the free market.
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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 28, 2015 at 7:16 am
*puts several phones in each pocket*
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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 28, 2015 at 7:20 am
(November 28, 2015 at 7:16 am)Starvald Demelain Wrote: *puts several phones in each pocket*

So? What the hell is my species problem with considering they are not the only individual on this planet? If you want to staple your nuts to the wall, go for it, but you are not the only human on this planet.
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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 28, 2015 at 7:41 am
(November 28, 2015 at 7:20 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 28, 2015 at 7:16 am)Starvald Demelain Wrote: *puts several phones in each pocket*

So? What the hell is my species problem with considering they are not the only individual on this planet? If you want to staple your nuts to the wall, go for it, but you are not the only human on this planet.

It was mostly a joke about how I don't want anymore children.  Rolleyes

Cool your jets chief.
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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 28, 2015 at 7:56 am
(November 28, 2015 at 6:43 am)Brian37 Wrote: Hold on now, nobody is suggesting getting rid of cell phones, but saying "who gives a shit" is the same fucking piss poor attitude by corporate America that took forever to get led out of gas. Same fucking attitude that has the planet stuck on oil.

How about split the difference, keep your cell phone away from your dick and in the mean time challenge cell phone MAKERS to make SAFER PRODUCTS in the long term.

This is not about one product, this is about the entire planet and the bullshit corporate attitude that the slightest suggestion that we could do things better is somehow a call to end the free market.

Lowering the sperm count isn't going to harm the planet one bit.
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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 28, 2015 at 8:01 am
I heard on the radio a few months ago about a guy who was arrested after making a butt call. He had his cell in his back pocket and his butt pressed the speed dial for 911, so a dispatcher was listening while he told his buddy about his marijuana.
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RE: Mobile phone in pocket causes lower sperm count
November 28, 2015 at 8:19 am
2 other things they mentioned are:
the 2 biggest insurance underwriters (can't recall the names) won't cover any claims caused by mobile phones and all phones in Sth Korea by law cannot be sold without an ear piece.
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