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How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
(June 3, 2016 at 9:16 pm)Losty Wrote: I mean...I think we define casual sex differently also. I would never have sex with someone I didn't know or wasn't close to.

We were talking about one night stands, so that's where I was, silly. Tongue
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
(June 3, 2016 at 9:22 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(June 3, 2016 at 9:16 pm)Losty Wrote: I mean...I think we define casual sex differently also. I would never have sex with someone I didn't know or wasn't close to.

We were talking about one night stands, so that's where I was, silly. Tongue

Ohhh....I kept wondering what ONS meant. Ok... Facepalm I'm leaving now

* Losty sneaks off to hide her density

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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
(June 3, 2016 at 9:19 pm)Losty Wrote:
(June 3, 2016 at 8:56 pm)c172 Wrote: On edge. Cleaning lady barged in with her own key. Forgot her phone from earlier in the day.

I'd be on edge too wtf. Did you shoot her?

ROFLOL

I laughed so hard OMG

Double barrelled super shotgun am I right? Head. Gone. Buh bai cleaning lady.
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
(June 3, 2016 at 9:19 pm)Losty Wrote:
(June 3, 2016 at 8:56 pm)c172 Wrote: On edge. Cleaning lady barged in with her own key. Forgot her phone from earlier in the day.

I'd be on edge too wtf. Did you shoot her?

Yeah, totes. Cops are slow 'round here.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
I've been asleep to discover we are talking about shooting the cleaning lady with a plasma rifle for having one night stands with a locksmith who forgot their key to the super shotgun warehouse.

Can't a turtle sleep without missing the universe?
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
(June 3, 2016 at 9:28 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote:
(June 3, 2016 at 9:19 pm)Losty Wrote: I'd be on edge too wtf. Did you shoot her?

ROFLOL

I laughed so hard OMG

Double barrelled super shotgun am I right? Head. Gone. Buh bai cleaning lady.

... along with an urgent need for a new one ... who knows how to keep her mouth shut ...

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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
Shoot the messenger? Fuck dat shizz: Shoot the cleaning lady!

Go to the fair! Whack a mole? Fuck dat shit. Blow a cleaning lady's head off for incompetence. That's why I go to the fair. That's why I go to the fair. To play that shizz.
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
(June 3, 2016 at 9:19 pm)Losty Wrote:
(June 3, 2016 at 8:56 pm)c172 Wrote: On edge. Cleaning lady barged in with her own key. Forgot her phone from earlier in the day.

I'd be on edge too wtf. Did you shoot her?

Yes, just as she walked in! And a happy ending was had by all!

(Losty, maybe I've got a dirty mind, but that's what I thought you were insinuating!  Naughty
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
(June 3, 2016 at 9:28 pm)Losty Wrote:
(June 3, 2016 at 9:22 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: We were talking about one night stands, so that's where I was, silly. Tongue

Ohhh....I kept wondering what ONS meant. Ok... Facepalm I'm leaving now

* Losty sneaks off to hide her density

I had to google it. Why so many acronyms, universe? I can't keep up.

(And I have had one ONS, which left me all GD and NAVY).
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