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How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?

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How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
July 30, 2016 at 11:47 pm
Please don't bondage tape the children.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
July 30, 2016 at 11:48 pm
It's funny, I've never been asked to babysit.
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
July 30, 2016 at 11:49 pm
(July 30, 2016 at 11:31 pm)Losty Wrote: I agreed to babysit for my neighbors. (They seriously offered to pay in in ground beef)
Their daughters are 7, 4 and 3. They're not even real kids they're evil gremlins or something. They won't sleep. They won't take a break from being fucking evil. They're the worst. Fml. I do not like them at all.

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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
July 30, 2016 at 11:49 pm
(July 30, 2016 at 11:48 pm)robvalue Wrote: It's funny, I've never been asked to babysit.

It's the large stash of homemade BBQ sauce that makes them wary RobKabob
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
July 30, 2016 at 11:50 pm
Thinking

Yeah I should move that away from my front window if I'm ever gonna get any business.
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
July 30, 2016 at 11:53 pm
(July 30, 2016 at 11:47 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Please don't bondage tape the children.

Hmm... what about this?

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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
July 30, 2016 at 11:53 pm
Acceptable.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
July 31, 2016 at 12:00 am (This post was last modified: July 31, 2016 at 1:37 am by ignoramus.)
I almost agreed to babysit once.
She offered ground beef (standard baby sitting barter worldwide), but I insisted that unless she throws in a turnip, the deals off!

The tight arse bitch just wouldn't budge! Tried to throw in a carrot. Tried to tell me the carrot's just an orange turnip anyway!
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
July 31, 2016 at 12:01 am
Ah, I miss my vegetable haggling days.
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
July 31, 2016 at 12:04 am
(July 31, 2016 at 12:00 am)ignoramus Wrote: I almost agreed to babysit once.
She offered ground beef (standard baby sitting barter worldwide), but I insisted that unless she throws in a turnip, the deals off!

The tight arse bitch just wouldn't budge!  Tried to throw in a carrot. He tried to tell me the carrot's just an orange turnip anyway!

They really seriously offered to pay me in ground beef. That's not a joke. It was so weird.
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