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The "I have a confession thread"

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The "I have a confession thread"
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 1, 2015 at 6:46 am
Kraut is cabbage.

However, in an ironic twist, brussels sprouts ARE baby cabbages.

What say you now?
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 1, 2015 at 7:10 am
(December 1, 2015 at 6:46 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: Kraut is cabbage.

However, in an ironic twist, brussels sprouts ARE baby cabbages.

What say you now?

I say I think have to check on my baby cabbage now...
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 1, 2015 at 11:22 am (This post was last modified: December 1, 2015 at 11:22 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
(December 1, 2015 at 6:46 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: Kraut is cabbage.

However, in an ironic twist, brussels sprouts ARE baby cabbages.

What say you now?

Outlaw cabbage abortion! Force Brussels sprouts to grow up!

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#114
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 1, 2015 at 11:29 am
I have a confession.

I really like brussel sprouts.
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 1, 2015 at 11:29 am
(November 30, 2015 at 3:47 pm)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote:
(November 30, 2015 at 3:26 pm)Vic Wrote: By making inflammatory remarks online? Lol

I literally believe we should tax fat people. This is my confession.

I pay taxes.  All the other overweight people I know pay taxes, AND have higher health insurance rates.
I hated fat people too, when I was young, in shape, and stupid.  I called them "structural integrity testers".
(cheap chairs - get the picture?)   I thought I was oh-so-superior to fat people.  And then I gained weight.

Watch out little boy.  I might sit on you and make you pay a toll fee to let you up.
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#116
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 1, 2015 at 11:59 am
(December 1, 2015 at 11:29 am)Kaiser Wrote: I have a confession.

I really like brussel sprouts.

We are not speaking, you sicko.
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 1, 2015 at 12:18 pm (This post was last modified: December 1, 2015 at 12:20 pm by DespondentFishdeathMasochismo.)
(December 1, 2015 at 11:29 am)drfuzzy Wrote:
(November 30, 2015 at 3:47 pm)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote: I literally believe we should tax fat people. This is my confession.

I pay taxes.  All the other overweight people I know pay taxes, AND have higher health insurance rates.
I hated fat people too, when I was young, in shape, and stupid.  I called them "structural integrity testers".
(cheap chairs - get the picture?)   I thought I was oh-so-superior to fat people.  And then I gained weight.

Watch out little boy.  I might sit on you and make you pay a toll fee to let you up.
You're gonna sit on me? Is this supposed to turn me on? I only let thin people sit on me.
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#118
RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 1, 2015 at 12:23 pm
point




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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 1, 2015 at 12:35 pm
(December 1, 2015 at 12:18 pm)DespondentFishdeathMasochismo Wrote:
(December 1, 2015 at 11:29 am)drfuzzy Wrote: I pay taxes.  All the other overweight people I know pay taxes, AND have higher health insurance rates.
I hated fat people too, when I was young, in shape, and stupid.  I called them "structural integrity testers".
(cheap chairs - get the picture?)   I thought I was oh-so-superior to fat people.  And then I gained weight.

Watch out little boy.  I might sit on you and make you pay a toll fee to let you up.
You're gonna sit on me? Is this supposed to turn me on? I only let thin people sit on me.

That's cute. You think the good Doctor will be giving you a say in the matter.
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RE: The "I have a confession thread"
December 1, 2015 at 12:35 pm
(December 1, 2015 at 12:23 pm)Vic Wrote: point




you

I was staring at that for like 30 seconds before I figured out what it was.

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