Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....

[brewer]

Late to the party.

JBK, haven't been around for a while because of computer ad ware? What the fuck son of god. Not much point being one of gods sons if that's all that kept you away. 

Do your parents (biologic) know that you've left the reservation again?

Ya know, they make depo shots so that you don't have to go through these mental swings.

Bless your heart you poor pitiful boy, I'll pray for you.

[Redbeard The Pink]

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We always talk about Jehovah God as if it's some sort of a conspiracy or something. I mean ALWAYS. The only thing we ever discuss is Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah. We live Jehovah (or do NOT live Jehovah....), talk Jehovah, and literally breathe Jehovah. Don't you guys think it's time for Jesus? When has somebody ever seriously considered Jesus? I can promise you that despite his false popularity he is just as well thought of. Although I kind of doubt that.. But, I have some proof for you guys that I am hopefully going to get around to in this (likely) long, and drawn out thread. Some proof about Jesus. You atheists are really going to love this one. And for Good reason. It's time for Jesus in this thread! Remember that!!!

Is Jesus as important as God? Is Jesus "God-like"? Is Jesus considered as one entity (like Jehovah God is considered as the only "1 God")? Yeah, is he still God like? Who knows? But there are a ton of other questions, besides these common ones, which will prove the debate in favour of the OP's premised topic, which I will get to in a second. In other words, there is a question which proves my point. I will say that again. There is a question or something which proves I am right.

But right about what? It's only Jesus! We have had to have heard this conversation hundreds of times! It is sadly, my readers, likely impossible that we have heard this at all, any of us. But I will go ahead and state my point.

I know for a fact that Jesus is not the only son of God.

That's right! There's proof for it. For you atheists who want a lesser intellectual bent on things, I will state it like this.

There is proof that Jesus may not be the figurative son of God (this isstated figuratively in that Jesus may not be able to himself provide proof that he stands on solid ground concerning that there is a fact which shows him as the ONLY son of God).

There are simpilton questions that each of you atheists would likely love to pour out. Like, "I knew Jesus wasn't the son of God! I knew there was PROOF for it!" That might not be said, I doubt it. But I am convinced that I already am one of the 5 sons of God, you, the reader, should already be aware of this. I am sorry I haven't responded to my "I am the son of God" thread. I just got my computer back from being repaired. It had ad-ware in it like mad. The 5 sons of God should probably be brought up, I might mention a very important point though. Their names are evidently those of the sons of God! There should be no further obviousness than that to bring up at one point in history, and by goofy dang it I am going to bring it up!

Aeschylus
Sophocles
Euripides
Aristophanes

Not to forget Jesus Christ. This thread will prove that it is not possible to consider him as the only son of God. But this will involve PROOF. So that must be taken care of. There is PROOF that Jesus Christ is not the only son of God. That is my contention. Proof that he may not be the son of God, as well as proof that it isn't possible to consider him as the son of God. Any ground shaking possibility such as that one would involve proof to my contention. And if I prove this, then it is only likely that we could prove atheism as a fundamentalist movement (I AM NOT AN ATHEIST); that is, until we must prove that there are actually 5 sons of God, or, you know, whatever actually happens.

Expect posts down the line from me which are proofs that Jesus Christ is not the only son of God.

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I laughed harder than I feel like I probably should have.

[Joods]

It's alright. I laughed too. I want that meme lol.

[Longhorn]

What the feeeeeeeeeck maaaaan?
Share whatever you're smoking pls

[JBrentonK]

Well your atheist and you admit that Jesus Christ is not the son of God, so....

Just figured I'd try to show you guys all proof of why that is, involving paganism, and why Jesus Christ must be a part of something far greater.

It is certain that he is not the only son of God, because, hell, "God" could litterally be anybody, and, well, that brings the son of God up upon questioning. Since it's a popularity, it should be questioned popularly, so I certainly don't see anything funny about it. It could be that we are intended to actually know, as some intellectualist christians would have it, that Jesus Christ is actually SUPPOSIVELY the only son of God. That and he may be called that to make him appear more humble. I really don't see any more popularitist ideology that would be stated to support Jesus.... And that's BIG!

Me though, I know that there are actually 5 sons of God. The reason I posted this thread is because I believe it would invoke some controversy into the other 5 sons of God. Not only because in pagan practice there are the possible enterances into the wicker man, but because anybody could FINALLY feel like family.

[drfuzzy]

Well your atheist and you admit that Jesus Christ is not the son of God, so....

Just figured I'd try to show you guys all proof of why that is, involving paganism, and why Jesus Christ must be a part of something far greater.

It is certain that he is not the only son of God, because, hell, "God" could litterally be anybody, and, well, that brings the son of God up upon questioning. Since it's a popularity, it should be questioned popularly, so I certainly don't see anything funny about it. It could be that we are intended to actually know, as some intellectualist christians would have it, that Jesus Christ is actually SUPPOSIVELY the only son of God. That and he may be called that to make him appear more humble. I really don't see any more popularitist ideology that would be stated to support Jesus.... And that's BIG!

Me though, I know that there are actually 5 sons of God. The reason I posted this thread is because I believe it would invoke some controversy into the other 5 sons of God. Not only because in pagan practice there are the possible enterances into the wicker man, but because anybody could FINALLY feel like family.

You make a statement like the bolded line above, here, and the answer is always "prove it".  Put up or shut up.  So now you have to prove, through verifiable, measurable, replicatable scientific means that 1) god exists, and 2) name the 5 sons, list their parentage, and prove that they are more than human.
If you can't do that . . . 

[Esquilax]

It is certain that he is not the only son of God,

I... think you need a bit of education as to the definition of "certainty."

[JBrentonK]

Well your atheist and you admit that Jesus Christ is not the son of God, so....

Just figured I'd try to show you guys all proof of why that is, involving paganism, and why Jesus Christ must be a part of something far greater.

It is certain that he is not the only son of God, because, hell, "God" could litterally be anybody, and, well, that brings the son of God up upon questioning. Since it's a popularity, it should be questioned popularly, so I certainly don't see anything funny about it. It could be that we are intended to actually know, as some intellectualist christians would have it, that Jesus Christ is actually SUPPOSIVELY the only son of God. That and he may be called that to make him appear more humble. I really don't see any more popularitist ideology that would be stated to support Jesus.... And that's BIG!

Me though, I know that there are actually 5 sons of God. The reason I posted this thread is because I believe it would invoke some controversy into the other 5 sons of God. Not only because in pagan practice there are the possible enterances into the wicker man, but because anybody could FINALLY feel like family.

You make a statement like the bolded line above, here, and the answer is always "prove it".  Put up or shut up.  So now you have to prove, through verifiable, measurable, replicatable scientific means that 1) god exists, and 2) name the 5 sons, list their parentage, and prove that they are more than human.
If you can't do that . . . 

God is a God who asks for sacrafices. He asks us, I believe (never heard it from him though) to know that he is the man behind the wicker man. That's Jehovah God. He is the God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob (or whatever their names are). He is the evidence of the true God, the proof of the true God, the material we all fight for, valor, goodness, truth, and more. He is the very material we percieve of our so called material world.

His sons, each have a role in the wicker man. I've already stated this drfuzzy. You know that.... Jesus Christ has the role, that as we should all know, is to save each individual inflicted by the wicker man, with the promise of heaven. This is a role that--- as you ask--- scientifically and factually, measurably, replicitably, etc, proves his existence. Because just as Jehovah God is the "idol of all idols", Jesus Christ is the salvation unto no salvation, and that can be scientifically proven, repeated, etc. Jesus Christ's brothers, Aeschylus first, is I believe actually well known (!!!), in that he is the guy who, when the dying are supposed to die, --- SAVES the poor lost sheep by pulling the plug, but I am sorry I don't know the exact scientific jargon to describe this. I mean I don't know the exact process he takes. Maybe a pagan website would help. Is that okay with you drfuzzy? But I've already described the roles of Aeschylus, Sophocles, Euripides, and Aristophanes earlier, so sufficie it to say that much.

Now, all we are REALLY discussing is Jesus Christ and his so called "proof that he is the only begotton son of the father" or whatever--- this way, we can prove to the world that Jesus is really not the all great son of God, but just simply a part of the participation in the ACTUAL family.

If this is accomplished we will be able to all know the difference between "son of God" and "actual sense of belonging."

[downbeatplumb]

JK Brenton do you prefer horizontal or vertical rock crushers? This is a very important question.

[drfuzzy]

You make a statement like the bolded line above, here, and the answer is always "prove it".  Put up or shut up.  So now you have to prove, through verifiable, measurable, replicatable scientific means that 1) god exists, and 2) name the 5 sons, list their parentage, and prove that they are more than human.
If you can't do that . . . 

God is a God who asks for sacrafices. He asks us, I believe (never heard it from him though) to know that he is the man behind the wicker man. That's Jehovah God. He is the God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob (or whatever their names are). He is the evidence of the true God, the proof of the true God, the material we all fight for, valor, goodness, truth, and more. He is the very material we percieve of our so called material world.

His sons, each have a role in the wicker man. I've already stated this drfuzzy. You know that.... Jesus Christ has the role, that as we should all know, is to save each individual inflicted by the wicker man, with the promise of heaven. This is a role that--- as you ask--- scientifically and factually, measurably, replicitably, etc, proves his existence. Because just as Jehovah God is the "idol of all idols", Jesus Christ is the salvation unto no salvation, and that can be scientifically proven, repeated, etc. Jesus Christ's brothers, Aeschylus first, is I believe actually well known (!!!), in that he is the guy who, when the dying are supposed to die, --- SAVES the poor lost sheep by pulling the plug, but I am sorry I don't know the exact scientific jargon to describe this. I mean I don't know the exact process he takes. Maybe a pagan website would help. Is that okay with you drfuzzy? But I've already described the roles of Aeschylus, Sophocles, Euripides, and Aristophanes earlier, so sufficie it to say that much.

Now, all we are REALLY discussing is Jesus Christ and his so called "proof that he is the only begotton son of the father" or whatever--- this way, we can prove to the world that Jesus is really not the all great son of God, but just simply a part of the participation in the ACTUAL family.

If this is accomplished we will be able to all know the difference between "son of God" and "actual sense of belonging."

More word salad bullshit.  Not a single shred of scientific proof included.  You can't even create a logical argument, much less provide viable data, or scientific studies to back up your delusions.  Buh-bye.  

So, on to rock crushers.