Ok Jesus, It's Time Someone Gave You Credit....

[JBrentonK]

We always talk about Jehovah God as if it's some sort of a conspiracy or something. I mean ALWAYS. The only thing we ever discuss is Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah. We live Jehovah (or do NOT live Jehovah....), talk Jehovah, and literally breathe Jehovah. Don't you guys think it's time for Jesus? When has somebody ever seriously considered Jesus? I can promise you that despite his false popularity he is just as well thought of. Although I kind of doubt that.. But, I have some proof for you guys that I am hopefully going to get around to in this (likely) long, and drawn out thread. Some proof about Jesus. You atheists are really going to love this one. And for Good reason. It's time for Jesus in this thread! Remember that!!!

Is Jesus as important as God? Is Jesus "God-like"? Is Jesus considered as one entity (like Jehovah God is considered as the only "1 God")? Yeah, is he still God like? Who knows? But there are a ton of other questions, besides these common ones, which will prove the debate in favour of the OP's premised topic, which I will get to in a second. In other words, there is a question which proves my point. I will say that again. There is a question or something which proves I am right.

But right about what? It's only Jesus! We have had to have heard this conversation hundreds of times! It is sadly, my readers, likely impossible that we have heard this at all, any of us. But I will go ahead and state my point.

I know for a fact that Jesus is not the only son of God.

That's right! There's proof for it. For you atheists who want a lesser intellectual bent on things, I will state it like this.

There is proof that Jesus may not be the figurative son of God (this isstated figuratively in that Jesus may not be able to himself provide proof that he stands on solid ground concerning that there is a fact which shows him as the ONLY son of God).

There are simpilton questions that each of you atheists would likely love to pour out. Like, "I knew Jesus wasn't the son of God! I knew there was PROOF for it!" That might not be said, I doubt it. But I am convinced that I already am one of the 5 sons of God, you, the reader, should already be aware of this. I am sorry I haven't responded to my "I am the son of God" thread. I just got my computer back from being repaired. It had ad-ware in it like mad. The 5 sons of God should probably be brought up, I might mention a very important point though. Their names are evidently those of the sons of God! There should be no further obviousness than that to bring up at one point in history, and by goofy dang it I am going to bring it up!

Aeschylus
Sophocles
Euripides
Aristophanes

Not to forget Jesus Christ. This thread will prove that it is not possible to consider him as the only son of God. But this will involve PROOF. So that must be taken care of. There is PROOF that Jesus Christ is not the only son of God. That is my contention. Proof that he may not be the son of God, as well as proof that it isn't possible to consider him as the son of God. Any ground shaking possibility such as that one would involve proof to my contention. And if I prove this, then it is only likely that we could prove atheism as a fundamentalist movement (I AM NOT AN ATHEIST); that is, until we must prove that there are actually 5 sons of God, or, you know, whatever actually happens.

Expect posts down the line from me which are proofs that Jesus Christ is not the only son of God.

[FatAndFaithless]

[TheRealJoeFish]

Yay Killingsworth is back! And this time with promises of PROOF which I am certain he will completely follow through on in both content and quantity

[Minimalist]

"Jesus" is as fucking phony as "Jehovah."

There.  Feel better now?

[Crossless2.0]

On some visceral level, I knew better than to click on this thread.

[Iroscato]

Oh fuck me, you're still here?

[ignoramus]

Yes, the termites are coming out of the woodwork....

[drfuzzy]

Oh yeah, J GetBent Killjoy is back with more insanity!!  Yeah!

There is no god, dipshit.

[JBrentonK]

The only atheists that say that there is no god are stupid, drfuzzy. It takes a true man to admit that he would go through his life-long without tasting something of Godness. Women on the other hand are a little different.

Yes, I forgot to thank God Minimalist when I remembered this is an atheist forum and no one believes in Jesus anyway. But if you bang your head up aganist the Jesus rock enough, you WILL PROVE that he does not exist as the son of God.... so.... What do you have to prove?

[FatAndFaithless]

It takes a true man to admit that he would go through his life-long without tasting something of Godness. Women on the other hand are a little different.

This should go well.