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AF Bureau of Missing Persons
#41
RE: AF Bureau of Missing Persons
(December 18, 2015 at 3:11 pm)excitedpenguin Wrote: Whatever happened to that guy that couldn't get out of his house and was seeking help?

I'm sure Ryantology will poke his head in once or twice to be weird as shit once again.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#42
RE: AF Bureau of Missing Persons
(December 18, 2015 at 2:18 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: As an update to anyone worrying, we've gotten our first (terrible) offer for settlement on this case; I could have all my funds back today, they claim, if I agree to let them off from all liability. Fat chance! All I have to do is wait three weeks and I'll have their nuts in a vice.

Press hard when your hand is on the lever.

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#43
RE: AF Bureau of Missing Persons
Is Ryantology the same person as Ryan?
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#44
RE: AF Bureau of Missing Persons
Quote:and plenty of them are funny. 

I'm sure plenty of them are flat-out strange.
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#45
RE: AF Bureau of Missing Persons
(December 18, 2015 at 7:03 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(December 18, 2015 at 2:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There've been others...Frodo, Tacky, Rayaan.  A theist with a sense of humor is a rare thing and should be encouraged.  Most are dour little shits.

A rare thing? I don't know about that. I don't think having a sense of humor has anything to do with whether or not you believe in God. The vast majority of people I know and interact with are theists, and plenty of them are funny.  

But anyway.... 

I love you too, Min.   Heart Smile

The theists who visit here are noticeably lacking in the humor department, outside of you and sometimes Kingpin. Certainly not representative of believers, even as the atheists here aren't representative of nonbelievers.

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#46
RE: AF Bureau of Missing Persons
(December 18, 2015 at 10:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:and plenty of them are funny. 

I'm sure plenty of them are flat-out strange.

Not really. Just normal people lol.

Don't be such a hater. LOVE. It's way better. Wink
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#47
RE: AF Bureau of Missing Persons
Over-rated.
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#48
RE: AF Bureau of Missing Persons
Hello, I'm here.

I'm sorry I have been AWOL,
I didn't post notice because I didn't plan it.

I'm touched that I was missed...Rhonda, you are so sweet, and funny...that song clip!!! LOL

I'm just going through an awful lot at the moment,
and my presence will be extremely spotty, and limited, in all likelihood,
probably for several months.

I hope you all enjoy the holiday season,
...assuming that some of you at least utilize it for a break, if nothing else.

I miss my time here very much,
and when things settle down a bit,
I look forward to returning.

Take care, everyone.

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#49
RE: AF Bureau of Missing Persons
Don't be a stranger, MTL.

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#50
RE: AF Bureau of Missing Persons
Hey, the AF Bureau solved it's first case. Who gets credit for resolving the MTL file?
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