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When Atheists Can't Think Episode 2: Proving Atheism False

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When Atheists Can't Think Episode 2: Proving Atheism False
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RE: When Atheists Can't Think Episode 2: Proving Atheism False
December 22, 2015 at 5:53 am
(December 22, 2015 at 1:00 am)Heat Wrote: [...]If God doesn't exist, then who was Jesus's father?
[...]

Uhm... The Denver Broncos?
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RE: When Atheists Can't Think Episode 2: Proving Atheism False
December 22, 2015 at 5:54 am
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RE: When Atheists Can't Think Episode 2: Proving Atheism False
December 22, 2015 at 6:06 am
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RE: When Atheists Can't Think Episode 2: Proving Atheism False
December 22, 2015 at 6:18 am
(December 22, 2015 at 5:53 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(December 22, 2015 at 1:00 am)Heat Wrote: [...]If God doesn't exist, then who was Jesus's father?
[...]

Uhm... The Denver Broncos?

Nah. The Broncos would have produced a kid that performed great out of the gate, but folded and got beat down the stretch.
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RE: When Atheists Can't Think Episode 2: Proving Atheism False
December 22, 2015 at 6:21 am
1. Atheists are wrong
2. Anyone who disagrees with me is stupid
3. Therefor, atheists are wrong and/or stupid
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RE: When Atheists Can't Think Episode 2: Proving Atheism False
December 22, 2015 at 6:34 am
(December 22, 2015 at 5:53 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(December 22, 2015 at 1:00 am)Heat Wrote: [...]If God doesn't exist, then who was Jesus's father?
[...]

Uhm... The Denver Broncos?

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RE: When Atheists Can't Think Episode 2: Proving Atheism False
December 22, 2015 at 12:15 pm
(December 22, 2015 at 1:00 am)Heat Wrote: If God doesn't exist, then who was Jesus's father?
BOOM! CHECKMATE.

First prove that Jesus actually existed.   If he did exist, though, his father was Joseph or another human man.
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RE: When Atheists Can't Think Episode 2: Proving Atheism False
December 22, 2015 at 12:36 pm (This post was last modified: December 22, 2015 at 1:20 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
@ The OP

Heat that was the best Poeing ever. Fuckmothering epic.
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RE: When Atheists Can't Think Episode 2: Proving Atheism False
December 22, 2015 at 12:42 pm
(December 22, 2015 at 6:21 am)robvalue Wrote: 1. Atheists are wrong
2. Anyone who disagrees with me is stupid
3. Therefor, atheists are wrong and/or stupid

I'm glad your eyes are finally opened to logic, Rob.

I mean... for a minute or two I thought it was a fallacious argument but now I've seen The Light and recanted my Atheistic Fucktardedriness.
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