Challenge: Formulate a guide to win a Nobel Prize

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

How do I get a Nobel prize?

I want one.
I don't care if its a peace nobel or if its a nobel for pooping non-stop for 66 seconds. I want one. And I want a guide to getting one.
Don't let the fool you, I'm dead Sirius.
 

[vorlon13]

your not getting a Nobel Prize for the last to post thread, that's for sure.

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

I don't want to mess in your territory, that I know Vorly. That I know.

[vorlon13]

this is a nice thread for you to simmer in

[Jackalope]

Do you have any moral issues regarding stealing one?

[Anomalocaris]

Step 1.  Become smarter than 99.9% of the population.

Step 2.  Become more accomplished than 99.9% of the population

Step 3.  Become more lucky than 99.9% of the above.

Step 4.  Collect your Nobel prize.

Now go get it.

[CapnAwesome]

Well you could go the Yasser Arafat or Henry Kissinger route. Kill a whole lot of people and then stop killing them.

[ignoramus]

Or you can use that fancy algebra of yours to actually accomplish something other than trying to disprove god with it.

[Minimalist]

I don't care if its a peace nobel or if its a nobel for pooping non-stop for 66 seconds.

I'm not sure if that gets you a Nobel Prize but it could well get you the republicunt nomination for president.

[robvalue]

Figure out a way to stop ISIS brainwashing the next generation of potential maniacs.