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Simple facts don't lie
#11
RE: Simple facts don't lie
(December 28, 2015 at 4:32 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: That, or, I have some really significant parents!

Meh. Your mum's ok. I mean, I appreciate her enthusiasm for doggy-style, but her blow jobs leave something to be desired.

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#12
RE: Simple facts don't lie
(December 28, 2015 at 4:29 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: What you won't dispute when times come to it is that I am actually Aeschylus.

Interesting plot twist, JBK. Wouldn't that make you kind of Satan-y, though?
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#13
RE: Simple facts don't lie
(December 28, 2015 at 4:42 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(December 28, 2015 at 4:29 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: What you won't dispute when times come to it is that I am actually Aeschylus.

Interesting plot twist, JBK. Wouldn't that make you kind of Satan-y, though?

Hey hey hey Satan wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole and i'm Satan's number
one right hand man  Tongue
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#14
RE: Simple facts don't lie
The village idiot is back to the top honours away from Delicate.
The competition is tough!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#15
RE: Simple facts don't lie
(December 28, 2015 at 4:42 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(December 28, 2015 at 4:29 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: What you won't dispute when times come to it is that I am actually Aeschylus.

Interesting plot twist, JBK. Wouldn't that make you kind of Satan-y, though?

If he turns out to be Aeschylus, that would perhaps explain his intimate understanding of madness and fucked up families.

Oh, the Furies! The Furies!
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#16
RE: Simple facts don't lie
This inane bullshit AGAIN?  What the hell soup of drugs are you ON, J Getbent Killjoy?  James and Lisa must be dying of shame and embarrassment.    Wacky
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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#17
RE: Simple facts don't lie
(December 28, 2015 at 4:48 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(December 28, 2015 at 4:42 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Interesting plot twist, JBK. Wouldn't that make you kind of Satan-y, though?

If he turns out to be Aeschylus, that would perhaps explain his intimate understanding of madness and fucked up families.

Oh, the Furies! The Furies!

Ooh, easy proof J Getbent Killjoy!  All you have to do to shut us up is to quote some of your plays!  In the Greek of 525 BCE, of course.  Easy-peasy.  Go.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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#18
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You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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#19
RE: Simple facts don't lie
Someone needs to lay off the crack pipe.
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#20
RE: Simple facts don't lie
(December 28, 2015 at 4:41 pm)The_Empress Wrote: [Image: giphy.gif]

Yeah, BUT CAN IT EAT A SHOE???
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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