Something to shake the very foundation of your lack of faith

[robvalue]

Why are you so obsessed with wanting everyone to agree with you and join your cult?

What do you care what happens to us? You clearly think we're worthless.

[Jackalope]

Allow me to share my favorite emoticon:

[robvalue]

"My big brother's going to beat you up."

"You don't have a big brother."

"Yeah I do. But he's invisible."

"OK. Well tell him to come here and beat me up then."

"No. But he's so gonna beat you up after you die."

"Bye then."

[ignoramus]

The religious bullshit he threatens us with is laughable, but his spelling mistakes make me sick. /grammar nazi

your?

[Cyberman]

anyway the biggest proof will be when you die, i dont need to argue with you, besides you people are not sensible rational people, your the opposite to that

its really pathetic for your own sake

but it goes hand in hand, irrationality and atheism, i have been proven here coming to this site, that atheists in general are LACKING in intelligence

you cant even argue without insulting and personal attacks

“Profanity is the effort of a feeble brain to express itself forcibly.”
― Spencer W. Kimball

Some of us have used 'naughty' words to describe their opinion of the way you're representing yourself here.

You are expressing the opinion that we deserve to suffer torment and agony forever.

I know which I find the more profane, insulting and pathetic.

[Cyberman]

Then there's this:

but it goes hand in hand, irrationality and atheism, i have been proven here coming to this site, that atheists in general are LACKING in intelligence

you cant even argue without insulting and personal attacks

Look up the word 'hypocrite'.

[athrock]

Um, they didn't actually die. Anyone can testify to anything, doesn't make it true.

The problem with Near Death Experiences is that they don't tell us anything about death. Otherwise they'd just be called Death Experiences.

1 DEATH
a :  a permanent cessation of all vital functions :  the end of life — compare brain death
b :  an instance of dying <a disease causing many deaths>

My italics.

(Reasonably sure someone else said it first, most likely Stimbo, but I think it's very well put so I'm stealing it)

Just for clarity's sake, what do you call it when your heart stops beating and you stop breathing for an extended period of time?

And isn't this why they're called "NEAR-death experiences" instead of "death experiences"?

Finally, assuming the stories is true for the sake of argument, did Jesus raise the dead when Lazarus didn't actually die since he was only in the tomb for four days?

And would you say that Jesus didn't actually die since he was seen again three days (technically 48 hours and some change) later?

<chuckling>

How much time has to elapse before someone is dead? Or is it the case that if they are EVER revived then they didn't actually die?

Sounds like the true Scot fallacy...no "truly dead person" ever comes back to life. 

[The Grand Nudger]

You're not going to get answers to any of those questions about death by reference to the fiction of lazarus or jesus, Athrock.

[Longhorn]

Dude, don't blame for the definition of death. I didn't write it. But you should check out clinical death vs brain death vs legal death etc, because I think you're getting them mixed up.

The stories of Jboy and Lazarus are pretty irrelevant in my view because they're kinda, je ne sais quoi...fictional?

And uh, you got that pretty much right. After the end of life, life does not continue. Surprised?

[Whateverist]

Oooh look at that pigeon strut.  He's the man.  He knocked over all the pieces.  He's the man.  He shit all over the board.

Hey!

I've already used that comparison!

You mean you ninja'd me.  Diabolical.