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Great movie quotes...
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 RE: Great movie quotes...
January 22, 2016 at 6:37 am
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2016 at 6:52 am by Alex K.)
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle" (The Fifth Element)
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
"Your tomato sauce is watered down, and your pies have got scabs on them" (Quadrophenia)
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person! Ah blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur Keeeng"! You and all your silly English Knnnnnnnn-ighuts!!!
Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! - (need I say it?) Monty Python and the holy grail
My favourite (and most frequently quoted) moment in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978 Version)
"If it's a caper, eat it."
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
"Gravity's a bitch, isn't it?" (Cliffhanger)
'I think I need a root canal. I definitely need a long, slow root canal.' - Little Shop of Horrors
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
"You're going to need a bigger boat" Jaws 1977
 RE: Great movie quotes...
February 13, 2016 at 6:25 am
(This post was last modified: February 13, 2016 at 6:28 am by Eclipse.)
A fantastic lesson on effective corpse disposal.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". (Snatch - 2000) 
"Game over, man! Game over!"
The ever heroic Hudson - Aliens Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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