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The ONLY true christian
#11
RE: The ONLY true christian
Cross out everything in the bible.

Replace with "Don't be a prick".

Job done.
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#13
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Nice!

I'm quite happy being friends with anyone as long as they're not causing harm or preaching shit at me.
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#14
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"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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#15
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(January 25, 2016 at 10:09 am)robvalue Wrote: Cross out everything in the bible.

Replace with "Don't be a prick".

Job done.

That's just it isn't it? Everyone's a prick, that's just human nature. we've all done something "prickish" at one point, and if you say you haven't.... you're being a prick.

There is a saying that "absolute power corrupts absolutely". That is inaccurate, absolute power doesn't corrupt, absolute power frees you from consequences so that the corruption (which was always there) is made manifest.

Being corrupt with no power gets your ass beat, so we act accordingly.
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(January 25, 2016 at 8:26 am)Huggy74 Wrote:
(January 25, 2016 at 8:07 am)ignoramus Wrote: Huggy, everyone out of jail uses a bastardised version of the bible.
How else can it work.

Society, morality and the laws have progressed in the last 2000 years.

Love hasn't progressed....

Quote:Mark 12
29 And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord:
30 And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment.
31 And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.

If everyone loved their fellow man, we'd live in an utopia, as there would be no need for laws.
Did you know that your verse came verbatim from the Old Testament?

The Old Testament Israelites/Hebrews/Jews were bigots.  They didn't have Gentile neighbors and they certainly didn't love them.
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#18
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"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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#19
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The term "Christian" is not one we can accurately give ourselves. It is left to Jesus to judge who is and is not a follower.
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Everybody praise

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I think I'll post this regularly! hehe
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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